Continuing on my reign of assholed-ness.

And in the next issue of MXS Inquirer:

Brina and DJD caught red rocketed!

Snappedy arm here's how it happened Jumped the single then cross rutted and hit the face without my bike bounced then took off cleared the jump without my bike and landed on my face and arm nose is swollen up too haha! Punctuation would have saved a lot of time to read this I still don't know if hi...

When I was a kid, cartoons were ninja turtles and he-man. That was all I watched, and have never seen anything like this crap lol. Those are 80's cartoons. Are you secretly as old as I am? Maybe we should sit next to a fire, with a tall glass of wine in our hands, while Hotel California plays quiet...

Assess...

Where the f*ck is Oh-so?

MxRicer211 wrote:Nah mate I just shag dogs and cats. Ya know because Im a stereotypical New zealander.

Don't you mean goats and sheep?

Jlv should reward us with the money he makes selling uids, but take out a zero for every zero added (20 for 200, 200 for 2000, 2000 for 20000, 20000 for 200000) :twisted: obviously I'm jk, that'd add up! I'll take my 200,000 from my back-to-back forum championships in large bills. Thank you to my s...

Going to be heading up the east coast (to New Jersey I visit family, I live in South Carolina) and I'm looking for a good place somewhere along the way to ride. What's the biggest, best place to go that's usually always open for practice on a weekend or during the week? NCMP is open every day. Your...

That's what happens when you put on training seminars.

#Moneyfordays

The great Matt James told me that blowjobs pay better.

Trol lol lol

TeamHavocRacing wrote:An example would be..."I bet your cancer tastes good with BBQ sauce"...you see? Combining elements of two previous statements from both produce one joke.

Your gf told me that when you try to reproduce, it's a joke.

TeamHavocRacing wrote:He should get together with that Crews kid and write insult jokes.

You're...you're....you're an insult joke!

Oh man, I got you!

You win.