800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby TeamHavocRacing » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:38 pm

Weston Peick is jacked. That doesn't mean he can kick your ass. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby swoodmx » Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:30 am

This entertainment is better than crack cocaine keep it coming boys :shock:

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby aeffertz » Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:38 am

SKlein wrote:I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about swood. u wouldnt say this stuff to him irl, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


I saw swood at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby swoodmx » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:52 pm

monkey penis

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby SKlein » Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:10 pm

aeffertz wrote:I saw swood at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Thats fucking motocross right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver their new born baby in the pits. Fucking hard core motocross dick it rip it race time shit.
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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby TeamHavocRacing » Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:56 am

swoodmx wrote:monkey penis

I love you so much! Actually, I really love all of you! All along, the gruff old man act is just cover for my genuine man love for each and every one of you right down to Austin Jones and you too Mr. Wood. Where else are you going to find a more like-minded, vibrant moto community? Vital?
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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby swoodmx » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:10 am

where is jack haley's setup?

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby InsaneFMX » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:43 am

Gotta take down the chief.
1v1.
Game of B.I.K.E.
swood vs a nobody (aka me)

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby chadp » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:29 pm

SKlein wrote:I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about swood. u wouldnt say this stuff to him irl, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


Is that a Jake and Amir reference?

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Re: 800 foot full 360 whip The legend of Yo Momma The Master Chief of MXS

Postby reddead422 » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:54 pm

The fact you guys are genuinely getting bothered by swood is hilarious. You guys are just fueling the fire and I'm all for it! This swood guy is the funniest thing to happen in sim in a long time lmfao.

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