I say this with love and the deepest respect for your creative spirit, but I think it’s time we officially retire the fox gear.
You’ve got some wild ideas (sometimes in a good way!), but this one… it’s just not landing. The aesthetics are confusing, the functionality’s not there, and I’m still trying to unsee what you did with those stich lines. I know you were aiming for “forest rogue chic,” but it ended up more “lost mascot at Ren Faire.”
That said — I appreciate that you’re always experimenting and pushing boundaries. Just maybe next time, push in a direction that doesn’t involve faux fur and questionable tail placement?
Much love,
Teflon Don
P.S. I’ll personally fund the ceremonial burning of the fox gear if that helps us all move forward.
jz38 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:53 am
Hey Bootsie,
I say this with love and the deepest respect for your creative spirit, but I think it’s time we officially retire the fox gear.
You’ve got some wild ideas (sometimes in a good way!), but this one… it’s just not landing. The aesthetics are confusing, the functionality’s not there, and I’m still trying to unsee what you did with those stich lines. I know you were aiming for “forest rogue chic,” but it ended up more “lost mascot at Ren Faire.”
That said — I appreciate that you’re always experimenting and pushing boundaries. Just maybe next time, push in a direction that doesn’t involve faux fur and questionable tail placement?
Much love,
Teflon Don
P.S. I’ll personally fund the ceremonial burning of the fox gear if that helps us all move forward.
Nahhh, hold up—this is exactly the chaos motocross gear needed. The fox gear is ICONIC. Stitch lines? Bold. Faux fur? Revolutionary. That tail? A statement. While y’all are out here playing it safe in your standard-issue kits, this man pulled up looking like a rogue NPC ready to drop a heat lap and steal your soul in the forest.
I say don’t retire it—elevate it. Give it lore. Drop a limited edition. Call it ‘Forest Frenzy’ or ‘Track Druid.’ We’ve got enough streamlined jerseys and matte black helmets. I’m here for the weird, the wild, the tail-waggin’ greatness.
Long live the fox gear.
P.S. If there is a ceremonial burning… I’m showing up in full kit, with a leaf blower, and vibes
