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Over a year ago, this happened.

KTM57 wrote:I've only eaten about 150 Whataburgers in my life. About 125 regular (mostly bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato) and about 25 special ones BUT I've eaten a lot more Whataburgers than any of you

Why?? Pretty simple, I've loved Whataburger and I've had one down the street from me for almost 16 years. I've had beef, chicken, fries, Texas toast, bacon, cheese, hot apple pies, milkshakes, Dr Pepper and many more foods/beverages that don't really hold importance like the lettuce (iceberg of course, found in the northeastern part of the US in addition to other places) which is essentially just a vegetable that gets covered by 2-3 teaspoons of much softer, almost liquid, mayonnaise

Seriously, you think you know about burgers when you only go around and around and around and around your town eating at McDonalds and Burger King. If you want to experiment burgers get a car, a license plate and drive to TEXAS... or be under 16 and have an adult drive you like I do

Most of you have never eaten a Whataburger full of bacon or a Whataburger absolutely covered by A1 sauce and grilled onions or just a fucking almost perfect #5 with no pickles and mayonnaise instead of mustard

Have you ever gone down to Whataburger on your bicycle?? Have you ever driven half a mile and with temperatures around 80ºF (27ºC)?? Have you ever been to 3 different Whataburgers on a single day driving 100% on the road and covering over 10 miles in a damn F250??

I'm seriously tired of you guys talking like you know all when you don't know a damn fucking thing about Whataburger. Anybody can go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac, it only takes time, not much money and a car in decent physical condition. That's why there's lots of hobos in most McDonald's locations. Try to find a hobo in a decent Whataburger, you will probably find it

Let's take it to the extreme. You all know Ronald McDonald (credited with the first mass-produced double-decker burger), Jack in the Box (put sirloin burgers on the map) or even the Burger King (like 4-5 different burgers), right?? They've all tried to compete with Whataburger
Jack and the King went to the extreme and headed to the drawing board a few times to try to master the Best Beef to Use for Burgers. Even though they prepared it like Hell some times they were failing to accurately produce high quality meat and none of them ever got a patty that could compare to the Whataburger
McDonald tried an easier way. He started with some small burger stands in California and then the Start of Franchises in America. He enjoyed great success... but that's only because Whataburger stays true to its roots and stays in the south. Jack in the Box, Burger King and Arby's compete across America in the same way and it's quite easy. Then he went to the International Franchises... he enjoyed great success in Japan, where Whataburger is not

So, if you know you can eat, go to a fucking Whataburger. I said WHATABURGER, not a damn off the wall restaurant with a burger called a "What a burger". After you get a decent taste of a Whataburger or of a smaller-size Justaburger you come here and say me you're better than me

If not...
SHUT THE FUCK UP and STOP BASHING ME

Got it?? :wink:
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Ever consider seeing a psychiatrist?
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You had to be there. Die996 made a rage post about enduro vs motocross, and I substituted all the moto terms for burger terms. Here's the original thread.

http://forum.mxsimulator.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=12711
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fast food is worse than my farts after i eat chili
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O I GET IT AUGST
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Yeah, we had Whataburgers in Vegas, they sucked according to my Dad, and didn't last long. They can't compete with In-N-Out, Five Guys, or any decent hamburger joint that isn't fast food.
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Homemade burgers <3


Pretty pissed right now. The shipment that my bars are in are scheduled to arrive at the shop at 3:00 friday afternoon. GUESS WHERE I'LL BE AT 3:00 FRIDAY AFTERNOON!? 8 FUCKING HOURS FROM MY HOUSE!!! :evil: So me and my dad need to share a single set of bars for the entire weekend. I hope our classes are spaced out enough to be able to swap bars over every time we ride, or else it will be a shit show fersherrrrr.
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Buddy gettin a lil close to the wall
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I'm more impressed by the Volvo wagon getting sideways
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That thing is a complete and total drift slut. Volvo 740 wagon, 2.3l turbo. Has built motor (head work, pistons, rods, crank, cams, injectors, big turbo, intercooler, etc), welded diff, stripped out, and straight piped. I think he said it was making between 400 and 450 at the rear wheels.
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Got talking to this girl at the bar last night. We were talking for awhile and i guess the alcohol set in for both of us. One thing led to another and we were talking about sex and orgasms and positions and all that. To make a long story short she dragged me back to her hotel room and I piped that all night. :lol:
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Ballsfalsky wrote:I hope our classes are spaced out enough to be able to swap bars over every time we ride, or else it will be a shit show fersherrrrr.
Cant you both just ride the same bike?
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ShackAttack12 wrote: i guess the alcohol set in
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Shame on you shack. Sham on you :lol:
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Does anyone wonna party up BO2 on PC?

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