Coolest/Insane thing you've ever done?

[will96]

I stabbed a man in the face with a soldering iron.

[Servatis]

I put butter on the wrong side of the toast.. I was sad when it fell

[sapelgas431]

I started playing mxs ...

[SOAB_465]

46mph...

with the SPARE on

[HAMMERDOWN]

Called in artillery both howitzers and mortars, Iam liscensed to drive a M3A3 Bradley and I have been inserted and extracted via UH-60 Blackhawks

[Duckstream]

i probably cant top any of these but i still got a story,
i was unemployed and going to an interview with a business/sales job.
i got to the interview and at somepoint the nice lady asked if i had workd on sales before.
"Yeh i used to sell a lot of drugs" *pokerface*
she just flipped.... i didnt get that job but i told her it was a joke but she couldnt take it..
felt nice

Oh and one time, i ate a whole pack of cookies by myself...

[Stormz]

We said coolest, not dumbest thing you did.

[Duckstream]

Oh snap did i mess up.. oh sigh and a bummer... -.-