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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off here and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way?

Pics of said GF:

dude thats fucked up
like, i feel really bad for you
you must be fucken traumatized
i dont see why he woul put his meat in yuor george foreman...

Well the story didn't go how I thought it would, the pictures were pretty funny.

As for the answer your looking for, I'd say move on and leave. Maybe leave him a present to remeber you by but, do that while all your stuff is packed and ready to go.

Haha I was praying people would get the humor

I don't think anyone got the joke... haha

all i can say was wow

I'd like it to be publically noted:

I got it

man that is fucked up! i probably would have started hitting him with a bat.
oh and funny pics hah
EDIT: wow ima dumb ass i just got it, i thought i got it before but i didn't now i do haha.

nice gf...

Garasaki wrote:I'd like it to be publically noted:

I got it

X2

I think the problem is your GF is a portable grill... alot of guys would LOVE to put there meat in her, incuding me.

Wow man.
I'd do both, Chin him as im walking out,

No actually you should make him leave Why should you?

MXloverSam40 wrote:I think the problem is your GF is a portable grill...

Sig material.

I personally think putting my meat in there would be quite painful. You'd get burned. (not like by an STD, well, maybe I guess)

Hilarious people still aren't gettin it.

i got it when i saw the pictures till then i just didnt have a clue what he was talking about

Man, I laughed my ass off. That was funny as hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg that was funny