Talk to Strangers, it's fun
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Voutare
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Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
lol wtf..kinda wierd. just talked to a dude from montreal. he just got an STD the other day. poor fella.
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Voutare
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Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: HI!
You: What do you think about the theory of relativity as Eintein put it?
You: Sorry about my typing. It's a little bit lackluster.
Stranger: Einstein was an idiot.
Stranger: I'm smarter than him.
Stranger: I have better theories.
You: Really?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Like?
Stranger: Like, he's gay.
You: Well, I'm sure a vast majority of the scientific community would argue that.
You: Since he was married.
Stranger: He was closeted throughout his life.
You: It could very well be.
You: His family forced an education on him.
Stranger: And he's gay.
You: It's a possibility.
You: Anyway, how was your day?
Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: good
Stranger: are you a guy?
Stranger: coz damn
Stranger: you're a fucking queer
You: Yeah. I am a guy. Why?
You: No, I actually am not.
Stranger: yeah, queer
You: I'm am straight. I just like smart on the internet.
Stranger: have fun dying a virgin
You: Alright then. Fuck you too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: HI!
You: What do you think about the theory of relativity as Eintein put it?
You: Sorry about my typing. It's a little bit lackluster.
Stranger: Einstein was an idiot.
Stranger: I'm smarter than him.
Stranger: I have better theories.
You: Really?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Like?
Stranger: Like, he's gay.
You: Well, I'm sure a vast majority of the scientific community would argue that.
You: Since he was married.
Stranger: He was closeted throughout his life.
You: It could very well be.
You: His family forced an education on him.
Stranger: And he's gay.
You: It's a possibility.
You: Anyway, how was your day?
Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: good
Stranger: are you a guy?
Stranger: coz damn
Stranger: you're a fucking queer
You: Yeah. I am a guy. Why?
You: No, I actually am not.
Stranger: yeah, queer
You: I'm am straight. I just like smart on the internet.
Stranger: have fun dying a virgin
You: Alright then. Fuck you too.
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Voutare
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Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
All I have to say is, holy balls I had a decent conversation on this website.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy.
You: Heuy.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good, you?
Stranger: Whoa we almost said hi the exact same way.
You: Very good.
Stranger: Crazy.
You: Typo on my part.
Stranger: I figured.
You: But yea. Very crazy. Destiny perhaps?
Stranger: Perhaps!
You: Wow.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Vermont. You?
Stranger: Virginia.
You: My aunt is from there.
You: Very nice place. Except the fall.
Stranger: That's cool.
Stranger: Ha why not the fall? It's nice!
You: It's kind of gloomy.
You: No leaves, but it's not snowy or anything.
Stranger: Yeah I guess.
You: My cousin went to college there. He said it's kind of "blaah".
You: Vermont on the other hand. We have foliage.
Stranger: Where did your cousin go?
You: Virginia Military Institute.
Stranger: Oh really? I know some people that go there.
You: Hah. That's cool.
Stranger: I go to University of Virginia.
You: Aaah. That's cool.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm going into the Marines, I'm 17 now.
You: You?
Stranger: 19
You: Freshmen?
Stranger: Yep
You: Aye.
You: I was thinking about going to college, but I'd rather serve my country.
Stranger: Well better question, are you a guy or girl?
You: Guy.
You: What kind of women goes into the Marines.
You: You?
Stranger: Yeah good for you.
Stranger: Girl.
Stranger: Yeah I realized as I was asking
Stranger: I was like psh. Women. Nah.
You:
You: Well, you could. Non-combat only.
You: Just so you know, your the first person I have seen on here who actually uses periods.
You: I congratulate you for that.
Stranger: Really? That's surprising.
Stranger: Thank you!
You: Yeah. As long as there aren't any guns pointed in your direction you can join.
Stranger: I'm kind of a bitch when it comes to grammar. If someone says "your" instead of "you're," I freak out.
You: Haha. I'm not that bad.
Stranger: Or mixing up good and well. I always correct people haha.
You: I just use caps and periods. Apostrophes and stuff get past me a lot of the time.
You: My brothers girlfriend used to always correct me on that.
Stranger: So, what kind of music do you like? What's your fave band?
You: Atmosphere.
You: It's a sort of Rap group. They are really good though.
You: You?
Stranger: Never heard of them!
Stranger: I like the Chili Peppers.
You: They are great.
You: Aah. Chili Peppers are good. I haven't heard them in a long time though.
Stranger: I'll have to listen.
You: Haha. Me too I think.
You:
Stranger: I'm listening to Death Cab right now. Do you like them?
You: Never heard of them.
You: Rock?
Stranger: Indie, the full name is Death Cab for Cutie.
You: Hmm.
You: I don't listen to a lot of rock.
Stranger: It's kind of mellow-ish.
You: Really, I like Rise Against. That's it.
You: And Against Me.
Stranger: So you like rap though?
You: Well, good rap.
Stranger: I LOVE Dr. Dre. Does he count as good rap?
You: Lil Wayne and Eminem are gay.
You: Eh, sort of.
Stranger:
You: His older stuff yeah.
Stranger: THE CHRONIC.
Stranger: 420 baby. Ha.
You: Seems like now everyone wants to be famous, so they put out stuff.
You: Haha. Yeah. Good old 420.
You: You celebrate?
Stranger: Nope, never smoked before.
You: Hmm.
You: Good for you.
You: Being a good person.
Stranger: I actually wanted to try soon but then the other night my friend got high and said she felt paranoid she couldn't breathe.
Stranger: So I was like ...eh nevermind.
You: That's weird. Scary ish.
You: Haha.
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Anyway, 1/4 of my school was missing today.
You: It was pretty funny.
Stranger: When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit. HA.
You: Gold.
Stranger: That's great.
Stranger: Is that a good CD?
You: Yeah. Listen to Summer song, Arrival, and Smart went Crazy.
Stranger: I'm looking them up on iTunes.
You: It's not too bad.
You: It's their newest. It's kind of getting mainstream more though.
You: Smart Went Crazy is my alltime favorite song right now.
You: Actually listening to it right now.
Stranger: That's the one I chose!
Stranger: Ha I like it.
You: Catchy beat.
You: Whats your favorite song?
Stranger: Of all time...?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: That's almost impossible!
Stranger: Hm.
You: Hah. I'm sure there is one.
Stranger: I really love "Don't Forget Me" by the Chili Peppers.
You: Yeah. Good song.
Stranger: Especially the live versions.
Stranger: The guitar solo is always sick.
You: Never seen them live.
Stranger: I did a few years ago. It was epic.
You: I've only seen Matchbox Twenty and Mute Math.
Stranger: How was Matchbox Twenty?
You: I was kind of dragged into it though.
You: They were pretty good.
You: I saw them in Albany, and it was alright. Sounded nice, but the stadium kind of sucked.
You: It was in the arena.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: My favorite concert- and don't laugh- was Linkin Park haha.
Stranger: They are amazing live.
You: Nah. I like Linkin Park.
Stranger: Okay. A lot of people give them shit. I don't know.
Stranger: I love them.
You: Bandwaggoners.
You: Have you heard I'm on a Boat?
You: That song is godly.
Stranger: I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
Stranger:
You: I <3 it.
You: Well, kind of.
Stranger: I am obsessed with that. I watched that YouTube video so many times.
You: If the song was serious and not a parody I would say it's dumber than shit.
Stranger: Andy Samberg is hilarious.
You: The beginning is awesome. "who should I take..."
You: "T-Pain."
Stranger: Yeah I love how T-Pain is just like "Yeah. I suck."
You:
You: "I fucked a Mermaid".
You: I laughed my ass off at that and the boat engine makes noise.
Stranger: Hahaha "and my flippy floppys."
Stranger: So I'm assuming you saw Jizz in my Pants too?
You: It's a great song though.
Stranger: That one is good as well.
You: Yeah, I saw it.
You: And Like a Boss.
You: Neither is as good as Boat.
Stranger: I haven't seen Like a Boss!
Stranger: Is it on youtube?
You: It's hilarious.
You: Yeah. Just look up Im on a boat, and it should be on the right somewhere.
Stranger: AH SETH ROGEN!
Stranger: YES
You: It's not as catchy, or well written, but it's funny.
Stranger: HA! "Hit on Deborah......get rejected...."
You: It gets better at the end. Kind of blown out of porportion.
You: I wish I could actually watch youtube videos. My internet is stupid slow.
Stranger: Wow suck my own dick.
Stranger: Is that physically possible?
You: Maybe.
You: Never tried.
Stranger: Yeah, don't.
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: Haha.
You: I'm sure you can find a video of someone doing it somewhere. :/
Stranger: Oh lord, no thanks.
You: Like Marilyn Manson or however you spell it.
Stranger: He scares the crap out of me.
You: Same.
You: The makeup and stuff. It's not really needed.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I guess it's cool that he does his own thing though.
You: In a way.
You: There is sort of a limit though, to how different you can get.
Stranger: Yeah I suppose
You: What kind of person are you?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Like, regular old person, prep, etc.?
Stranger: Ha oh... well, my friends call me the sarcastic one of the group. I'm pretty much anti-prep. Like didn't bother pledging. Hate all that.
You: Like me, I'm the athletic kid. I snowboard, football, motocross, and wear a flatbill hat.
You: Yeah. I don't wear popped collars.
Stranger: GOOD.
Stranger: UVA is full of them.
You: I have though. On rare occasions to piss people off.
Stranger: I sometimes wonder if I made the right choice going here.
You: I bet. Not as bad as USC though.
Stranger: That's for sure.
You: I was thinking about going to USC.
You: South Carolina, Not cali.
Stranger: Yeah I was just going to ask.
Stranger: I applied to the Cali. Didn't get in.
You: Then I decided that "gamecock" is kind of a gay mascot.
Stranger: Yeah I hate that!
Stranger: GO COCKS. Yeah, no...
You: Haha. Exactly.
You: Can't talk shit about the marines though.
You:
Stranger: Yeah you're going to be legit.
You: Yeah.
You: Cavalry.
You: Drive tanks, blow shit up.
You: It's the manly way to do things.
Stranger: I remember when the recruitment people came to our high school and were just like WE ARE THE SHIT.
You: They are though. If you saw what a lot of them go through.
Stranger: No, I know.
Stranger: It's so intense.
You: They actually aren't allowed to come to my school.
Stranger: Why not?
You: My school is gay, and they want all the kids to be 'successful.'
Stranger: Ahhh I see.
You: Whatever that means. I'd rather me a vet and serve my country than have a 9-5 desk job.
Stranger: You make me feel bad for selling out and going to college...
You: But, then again I work at McDonalds.
You: Haha.
You: Well, as long as you get a good fun job.
Stranger: I hope so!
You: What are you majoring in?
Stranger: Media Studies, I hope. You have to apply. If not, then psychology.
You: So, your going to be like a news anchor?
You: Or what? Haha.
Stranger: Ha no. I want to do something in television or film. Like behind the scenes stuff I guess.
You: Oh. That's cool.
You: I've wanted to do some sort of action sports cinemitography.
Stranger: THAT would be cool.
You: Like in "Thats it thats all." Godly movie.
Stranger: Never heard of it..
You: That would be a fun job though.
You: Check it out on Youtube. "That's it, That's all" is the official name.
You: At least you aren't answering phones.
Stranger: Yeah how much would that suck.
Stranger: Well... I guess I should actually do my work soon...
You: Haha. Yeah. I just hate sitting around.
You: Pssh. Work. :/
Stranger: It was nice talking to you...whoever you are!
You: Haha. Same to you.
You: Later.
Stranger: Good luck serving our country. We appreciate it
You: Thank you very much.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy.
You: Heuy.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good, you?
Stranger: Whoa we almost said hi the exact same way.
You: Very good.
Stranger: Crazy.
You: Typo on my part.
Stranger: I figured.
You: But yea. Very crazy. Destiny perhaps?
Stranger: Perhaps!
You: Wow.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Vermont. You?
Stranger: Virginia.
You: My aunt is from there.
You: Very nice place. Except the fall.
Stranger: That's cool.
Stranger: Ha why not the fall? It's nice!
You: It's kind of gloomy.
You: No leaves, but it's not snowy or anything.
Stranger: Yeah I guess.
You: My cousin went to college there. He said it's kind of "blaah".
You: Vermont on the other hand. We have foliage.
Stranger: Where did your cousin go?
You: Virginia Military Institute.
Stranger: Oh really? I know some people that go there.
You: Hah. That's cool.
Stranger: I go to University of Virginia.
You: Aaah. That's cool.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm going into the Marines, I'm 17 now.
You: You?
Stranger: 19
You: Freshmen?
Stranger: Yep
You: Aye.
You: I was thinking about going to college, but I'd rather serve my country.
Stranger: Well better question, are you a guy or girl?
You: Guy.
You: What kind of women goes into the Marines.
You: You?
Stranger: Yeah good for you.
Stranger: Girl.
Stranger: Yeah I realized as I was asking
Stranger: I was like psh. Women. Nah.
You:
You: Well, you could. Non-combat only.
You: Just so you know, your the first person I have seen on here who actually uses periods.
You: I congratulate you for that.
Stranger: Really? That's surprising.
Stranger: Thank you!
You: Yeah. As long as there aren't any guns pointed in your direction you can join.
Stranger: I'm kind of a bitch when it comes to grammar. If someone says "your" instead of "you're," I freak out.
You: Haha. I'm not that bad.
Stranger: Or mixing up good and well. I always correct people haha.
You: I just use caps and periods. Apostrophes and stuff get past me a lot of the time.
You: My brothers girlfriend used to always correct me on that.
Stranger: So, what kind of music do you like? What's your fave band?
You: Atmosphere.
You: It's a sort of Rap group. They are really good though.
You: You?
Stranger: Never heard of them!
Stranger: I like the Chili Peppers.
You: They are great.
You: Aah. Chili Peppers are good. I haven't heard them in a long time though.
Stranger: I'll have to listen.
You: Haha. Me too I think.
You:
Stranger: I'm listening to Death Cab right now. Do you like them?
You: Never heard of them.
You: Rock?
Stranger: Indie, the full name is Death Cab for Cutie.
You: Hmm.
You: I don't listen to a lot of rock.
Stranger: It's kind of mellow-ish.
You: Really, I like Rise Against. That's it.
You: And Against Me.
Stranger: So you like rap though?
You: Well, good rap.
Stranger: I LOVE Dr. Dre. Does he count as good rap?
You: Lil Wayne and Eminem are gay.
You: Eh, sort of.
Stranger:
You: His older stuff yeah.
Stranger: THE CHRONIC.
Stranger: 420 baby. Ha.
You: Seems like now everyone wants to be famous, so they put out stuff.
You: Haha. Yeah. Good old 420.
You: You celebrate?
Stranger: Nope, never smoked before.
You: Hmm.
You: Good for you.
You: Being a good person.
Stranger: I actually wanted to try soon but then the other night my friend got high and said she felt paranoid she couldn't breathe.
Stranger: So I was like ...eh nevermind.
You: That's weird. Scary ish.
You: Haha.
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Anyway, 1/4 of my school was missing today.
You: It was pretty funny.
Stranger: When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit. HA.
You: Gold.
Stranger: That's great.
Stranger: Is that a good CD?
You: Yeah. Listen to Summer song, Arrival, and Smart went Crazy.
Stranger: I'm looking them up on iTunes.
You: It's not too bad.
You: It's their newest. It's kind of getting mainstream more though.
You: Smart Went Crazy is my alltime favorite song right now.
You: Actually listening to it right now.
Stranger: That's the one I chose!
Stranger: Ha I like it.
You: Catchy beat.
You: Whats your favorite song?
Stranger: Of all time...?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: That's almost impossible!
Stranger: Hm.
You: Hah. I'm sure there is one.
Stranger: I really love "Don't Forget Me" by the Chili Peppers.
You: Yeah. Good song.
Stranger: Especially the live versions.
Stranger: The guitar solo is always sick.
You: Never seen them live.
Stranger: I did a few years ago. It was epic.
You: I've only seen Matchbox Twenty and Mute Math.
Stranger: How was Matchbox Twenty?
You: I was kind of dragged into it though.
You: They were pretty good.
You: I saw them in Albany, and it was alright. Sounded nice, but the stadium kind of sucked.
You: It was in the arena.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: My favorite concert- and don't laugh- was Linkin Park haha.
Stranger: They are amazing live.
You: Nah. I like Linkin Park.
Stranger: Okay. A lot of people give them shit. I don't know.
Stranger: I love them.
You: Bandwaggoners.
You: Have you heard I'm on a Boat?
You: That song is godly.
Stranger: I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
Stranger:
You: I <3 it.
You: Well, kind of.
Stranger: I am obsessed with that. I watched that YouTube video so many times.
You: If the song was serious and not a parody I would say it's dumber than shit.
Stranger: Andy Samberg is hilarious.
You: The beginning is awesome. "who should I take..."
You: "T-Pain."
Stranger: Yeah I love how T-Pain is just like "Yeah. I suck."
You:
You: "I fucked a Mermaid".
You: I laughed my ass off at that and the boat engine makes noise.
Stranger: Hahaha "and my flippy floppys."
Stranger: So I'm assuming you saw Jizz in my Pants too?
You: It's a great song though.
Stranger: That one is good as well.
You: Yeah, I saw it.
You: And Like a Boss.
You: Neither is as good as Boat.
Stranger: I haven't seen Like a Boss!
Stranger: Is it on youtube?
You: It's hilarious.
You: Yeah. Just look up Im on a boat, and it should be on the right somewhere.
Stranger: AH SETH ROGEN!
Stranger: YES
You: It's not as catchy, or well written, but it's funny.
Stranger: HA! "Hit on Deborah......get rejected...."
You: It gets better at the end. Kind of blown out of porportion.
You: I wish I could actually watch youtube videos. My internet is stupid slow.
Stranger: Wow suck my own dick.
Stranger: Is that physically possible?
You: Maybe.
You: Never tried.
Stranger: Yeah, don't.
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: Haha.
You: I'm sure you can find a video of someone doing it somewhere. :/
Stranger: Oh lord, no thanks.
You: Like Marilyn Manson or however you spell it.
Stranger: He scares the crap out of me.
You: Same.
You: The makeup and stuff. It's not really needed.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I guess it's cool that he does his own thing though.
You: In a way.
You: There is sort of a limit though, to how different you can get.
Stranger: Yeah I suppose
You: What kind of person are you?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Like, regular old person, prep, etc.?
Stranger: Ha oh... well, my friends call me the sarcastic one of the group. I'm pretty much anti-prep. Like didn't bother pledging. Hate all that.
You: Like me, I'm the athletic kid. I snowboard, football, motocross, and wear a flatbill hat.
You: Yeah. I don't wear popped collars.
Stranger: GOOD.
Stranger: UVA is full of them.
You: I have though. On rare occasions to piss people off.
Stranger: I sometimes wonder if I made the right choice going here.
You: I bet. Not as bad as USC though.
Stranger: That's for sure.
You: I was thinking about going to USC.
You: South Carolina, Not cali.
Stranger: Yeah I was just going to ask.
Stranger: I applied to the Cali. Didn't get in.
You: Then I decided that "gamecock" is kind of a gay mascot.
Stranger: Yeah I hate that!
Stranger: GO COCKS. Yeah, no...
You: Haha. Exactly.
You: Can't talk shit about the marines though.
You:
Stranger: Yeah you're going to be legit.
You: Yeah.
You: Cavalry.
You: Drive tanks, blow shit up.
You: It's the manly way to do things.
Stranger: I remember when the recruitment people came to our high school and were just like WE ARE THE SHIT.
You: They are though. If you saw what a lot of them go through.
Stranger: No, I know.
Stranger: It's so intense.
You: They actually aren't allowed to come to my school.
Stranger: Why not?
You: My school is gay, and they want all the kids to be 'successful.'
Stranger: Ahhh I see.
You: Whatever that means. I'd rather me a vet and serve my country than have a 9-5 desk job.
Stranger: You make me feel bad for selling out and going to college...
You: But, then again I work at McDonalds.
You: Haha.
You: Well, as long as you get a good fun job.
Stranger: I hope so!
You: What are you majoring in?
Stranger: Media Studies, I hope. You have to apply. If not, then psychology.
You: So, your going to be like a news anchor?
You: Or what? Haha.
Stranger: Ha no. I want to do something in television or film. Like behind the scenes stuff I guess.
You: Oh. That's cool.
You: I've wanted to do some sort of action sports cinemitography.
Stranger: THAT would be cool.
You: Like in "Thats it thats all." Godly movie.
Stranger: Never heard of it..
You: That would be a fun job though.
You: Check it out on Youtube. "That's it, That's all" is the official name.
You: At least you aren't answering phones.
Stranger: Yeah how much would that suck.
Stranger: Well... I guess I should actually do my work soon...
You: Haha. Yeah. I just hate sitting around.
You: Pssh. Work. :/
Stranger: It was nice talking to you...whoever you are!
You: Haha. Same to you.
You: Later.
Stranger: Good luck serving our country. We appreciate it
You: Thank you very much.
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TerrorTodd
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Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
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You: hellooo?
Stranger: b
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: b
Stranger: i
Stranger: e
Stranger: s
You: hmmm, i see
Stranger:
Stranger: im going to bed now
You: haha
Stranger: XD
Stranger: goodnight
You: l8r
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Stranger:
Stranger: im going to bed now
You: haha
Stranger: XD
Stranger: goodnight
You: l8r
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Rallemx
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Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
HAHAHAHH I love this.. LOL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: M or F
You: F
You: 16 years old..blonde
Stranger: and sorry hey
Stranger: were you from ?
You: sweden
Stranger: england u
You:
Stranger: cool im 18
Stranger: brown spikey hair blue eyes
You: ^^
Stranger: wuu2
You: so you wanna see some pics of me..?:o
Stranger: yh tht be cool
Stranger: want me addy ?>
You: <3
Stranger: u will have to email me though as im at college till like 4pm
You: =/
Stranger: i knw but il send u a pic me l8
Stranger: it's like 2pm now here
You: 2;48 pm here
You: should be 1:48 pm at your place ;o
Stranger: yeh it is
Stranger: clever girl
Stranger:
Stranger: what are you doing today
You: not much..just got home from school
Stranger: cool have fun ?
You: yeah kinda
You: lots of tests
Stranger: thats good im stil lat coolege
Stranger: college*
Stranger: thier borin
You: =(
Stranger: so you gono send me a pic you thn ?
You: hihi maybe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: il send you one me
Stranger: do you have facebook ?
You: uhm no =/
Stranger: oh it's a english thing like myspace
You: its in england too
You: we have it in sweden too =)
You: most of my friends have it..so does my brother
Stranger: yeh i don't really use myspace though i have a really old pic off me on there lmao
Stranger: it's borin here
You: yeah kinda
Stranger: is it nice were you live?
You: just outside stockholm
You: capital city
Stranger: oh i dont really knw it haha some girl added me the other day but she was ugly
You: hahha
Stranger: short hair lik a man
You: ahh a lesb?
Stranger: no she said she had a bf tht lives in a dif city that she had seen twice in 2 years lmao
You: HAHAHHAAA
You: yeah that sounds good
Stranger: i knw i was lik wow trying not to giggle
Stranger: so what colour eyes do u have?
You: brown-greenish
Stranger: cool how tall
You: 170 cm..dont know in feet =/
Stranger: are u a dawf ?
You: What, no
Stranger: lmao oj
You: dwarf is someone whos like shorter than 150cm
You: im taller than most girls here
Stranger: why are most small?
You: dont know
You: well maybe not taller than most sure there are girls who are longer than me but im not really short
You: compared to guys i might be
Stranger: well guys are usually taller lol
You: Yeah
Stranger: so do i get u addy then ?
You: ;o maybe
Stranger: i wont dissapoint u im nice
You:
Stranger: so what do you want to do for a living ?
You: I dont really know..
You: so much to chose from =/ really no idea
Wow hes getting so owned
Poor guy..
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: M or F
You: F
You: 16 years old..blonde
Stranger: and sorry hey
Stranger: were you from ?
You: sweden
Stranger: england u
You:
Stranger: cool im 18
Stranger: brown spikey hair blue eyes
You: ^^
Stranger: wuu2
You: so you wanna see some pics of me..?:o
Stranger: yh tht be cool
Stranger: want me addy ?>
You: <3
Stranger: u will have to email me though as im at college till like 4pm
You: =/
Stranger: i knw but il send u a pic me l8
Stranger: it's like 2pm now here
You: 2;48 pm here
You: should be 1:48 pm at your place ;o
Stranger: yeh it is
Stranger: clever girl
Stranger:
Stranger: what are you doing today
You: not much..just got home from school
Stranger: cool have fun ?
You: yeah kinda
You: lots of tests
Stranger: thats good im stil lat coolege
Stranger: college*
Stranger: thier borin
You: =(
Stranger: so you gono send me a pic you thn ?
You: hihi maybe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: il send you one me
Stranger: do you have facebook ?
You: uhm no =/
Stranger: oh it's a english thing like myspace
You:
its in england tooYou: we have it in sweden too =)
You: most of my friends have it..so does my brother
Stranger: yeh i don't really use myspace though i have a really old pic off me on there lmao
Stranger: it's borin here
You: yeah kinda
Stranger: is it nice were you live?
You: just outside stockholm
You: capital city
Stranger: oh i dont really knw it haha some girl added me the other day but she was ugly
You: hahha
Stranger: short hair lik a man
You: ahh a lesb?
Stranger: no she said she had a bf tht lives in a dif city that she had seen twice in 2 years lmao
You: HAHAHHAAA
You: yeah that sounds good
Stranger: i knw i was lik wow trying not to giggle
Stranger: so what colour eyes do u have?
You: brown-greenish
Stranger: cool how tall
You: 170 cm..dont know in feet =/
Stranger: are u a dawf ?
You: What, no
Stranger: lmao oj
You: dwarf is someone whos like shorter than 150cm
You: im taller than most girls here
Stranger: why are most small?
You: dont know
You: well maybe not taller than most sure there are girls who are longer than me but im not really short
You: compared to guys i might be
Stranger: well guys are usually taller lol
You: Yeah
Stranger: so do i get u addy then ?
You: ;o maybe
Stranger: i wont dissapoint u im nice
You:
Stranger: so what do you want to do for a living ?
You: I dont really know..
You: so much to chose from =/ really no idea
Wow hes getting so owned
Poor guy..
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Jonathan
- Crushed Dissenter
- Posts: 1061
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:40 pm
- Team: VWK
- Location: Sweden
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
um CRAZY BRITTS
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19/f/uk
Stranger: u?
You: 14/m/sweden
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what ????
Stranger: i am really horny rite now
You: lol
You: heh
Stranger: i want to go masturbate
You: kk
You: lol
You: heh
Stranger: i dont no what to imagine while i am fingering myself tho
You: well im hot
You: lol
You: mx rider
Stranger: mx rider?
You: motocross
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what should i think of?
You: i dont know
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: <333
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im gonna go finger myself now
Stranger: thanksss
You: kk
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19/f/uk
Stranger: u?
You: 14/m/sweden
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what ????
Stranger: i am really horny rite now
You: lol
You: heh
Stranger: i want to go masturbate
You: kk
You: lol
You: heh
Stranger: i dont no what to imagine while i am fingering myself tho
You: well im hot
You: lol
You: mx rider
Stranger: mx rider?
You: motocross
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what should i think of?
You: i dont know
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: <333
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im gonna go finger myself now
Stranger: thanksss
You: kk
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yomo
- Posts: 1930
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Garasaki
- Posts: 1959
- Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:33 pm
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
I think that conversation should be in the dictionary under "fail"
DR.MIZ wrote: Keeping something "secret" so you can be "cool" is not making a flourishing community.
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frederick
- Posts: 2424
- Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:05 pm
- Team: Adept
- Location: Sweden
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
+1Garasaki wrote:I think that conversation should be in the dictionary under "fail"
"Hi im horny and Im not shy to show it"
"kk... lol hehe, i ride motocross lol heehe"
and that girl obviusly wasnt a girl
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Jonathan
- Crushed Dissenter
- Posts: 1061
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:40 pm
- Team: VWK
- Location: Sweden
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
"Hi im horny and Im not shy to show it"
"kk... lol hehe, i ride motocross lol heehe"
and that girl obviusly wasnt a girl
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT lol
lol i didnt know there was a chatt bot lol hahahahahaaaaaa
Stranger: Hello! I am the omegle ChatBot.
There is an uneven number of users online.
You were referred to me.
How are you dear Sir or Ma´am?
You: yo
You: lol
You: suck my dick
You: bitch
Stranger: 404 response not found
You: lol
You: hahahaaa
Stranger: initiating unsult program
Stranger: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER!
You: lol
You: hahahahaaaaa
You: you suck
Stranger: Thank you for chatting with the omegle ChatBot.
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lol from english to swedish to english
You: yo
Stranger: hey
You: A/S/L
You: lol
You: imet a vampire
You: 5 mins ago
You: lol
You: he was like "im a vampire, now im gonna bite you"
Stranger: that's weird.
You: yeah
You: lol
Stranger: 19, male, NY
You: 14 male sweden
You: that guy was so funny
You: lol
Stranger: hey i speak swedish
You: gör du
Stranger: japp, det gör jag
Stranger: var i sverige bor du?
You: kk
You: um töreboda
You: nära skövde
You: har du nån hobby ???????
Stranger: ja, jag är en porrstjärna
You: lol
You: kk
Stranger: det e sant
You: du är inte från ny
Stranger: jag bor i nyc nu
You: lol
You: kk
Stranger: visst är jag det
You: sure
You: jag kör motocross
Stranger: min pappa flyttade hit och träffade min mamma så nu bor jag här
You: och mtb
You: kk
You: lol
Stranger: soft
You: kör lite street och downhill mtb
You: när jag inte kör cross
You: eller går i skolan
You: eller gör läxor
Stranger: så tycker du om porr eller?
You: um kanske
You: lol
You: varför
You: vill du veta
You: ???????????????
Stranger: föratt jag e en porrstjärna och det e viktig för mig att veta
Stranger: ??????????
Stranger: hur gammal e du?
Stranger: e du en kille?
You: 14 och kille
You: lol
Stranger: du e lite ung för att titta på mina porrfilmer då
Stranger: glöm det i så fall
You: ah
You: lol
Stranger: min kompis vill prata med dig...hon är riktigt snygg men bara pratar engelska
You: kk
You: lol
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: sorry, my friend is crazy, he just likes speaking swedish
You: k
You: lol
Stranger: bye bitch
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Rallemx
- Posts: 1136
- Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:00 pm
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
Wow Jonthe thats fucked up..Probably just some 12 year old who just watched his first pornfilm.. 
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Jack 984
- Posts: 936
- Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:29 pm
- Team: Privateer
- Location: St.Louis, MO
Re: Talk to Strangers, it's fun
Hahahahahahaha.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 25/f/tokyo
You: 15/m/cupboard under the stairs
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: you are under my stairs?!
You: no, the staircase at my aunt and uncles house
Stranger: you get wifi down there?
You: not really, but I'm stealing it from them
Stranger: you bastard
You: well they don't feed me and force me to do chores
Stranger: kill them
You: I can't. I can't do magic outside of Hogwarts
Stranger: oh jesus christ
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This one message is
fleeting human contact.
Both of us lost,
but for a moment
we're lost together.
I wonder who you are
Stranger: Separated by anonymity
Stranger: and cultural diferences
Stranger: we stand united by boredom
You: I think I look for meaning in the wrong places sometimes.
Stranger: I think there is no meaning. Only survival.
You: And then what?
Stranger: and then nothing
You: And doesn't that scare you?
Stranger: do you remember the time before you were born? That eternity of nothingness?
Stranger: that's exactly how being dead is like
Stranger: Why should I be scared? When I die, there won't be anyone to experience the nothing.
You: Does the world move on? Does it matter?
Stranger: The world most certainly moves on
Stranger: but it doesn't matter
You: What ripples will your life leave behind?
Stranger: A family, I hope.
Stranger: And knowledge, I hope I leave new knowledge behind.
You: Is it better to change the world or slip away unnoticed?
Stranger: equally as unimportant
Stranger: it is only important to be happy
Stranger: nothing else matters
You: Epicurianism?
Stranger: had to google that
Stranger: but yes
Stranger: There is no point in worrying about all of the things beyond your control.
You: Life only exists once, you may as well get the maximum enjoyment from it.
Stranger: This was the most productive philosophical discussion I have ever had. Well done.
Stranger: Goodbye, stranger.
You: Thank you. I doubted that the internet could supply something of this caliber, but I stand corrected.
You: Good bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fml.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 25/f/tokyo
You: 15/m/cupboard under the stairs
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: you are under my stairs?!
You: no, the staircase at my aunt and uncles house
Stranger: you get wifi down there?
You: not really, but I'm stealing it from them
Stranger: you bastard
You: well they don't feed me and force me to do chores
Stranger: kill them
You: I can't. I can't do magic outside of Hogwarts
Stranger: oh jesus christ
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This one message is
fleeting human contact.
Both of us lost,
but for a moment
we're lost together.
I wonder who you are
Stranger: Separated by anonymity
Stranger: and cultural diferences
Stranger: we stand united by boredom
You: I think I look for meaning in the wrong places sometimes.
Stranger: I think there is no meaning. Only survival.
You: And then what?
Stranger: and then nothing
You: And doesn't that scare you?
Stranger: do you remember the time before you were born? That eternity of nothingness?
Stranger: that's exactly how being dead is like
Stranger: Why should I be scared? When I die, there won't be anyone to experience the nothing.
You: Does the world move on? Does it matter?
Stranger: The world most certainly moves on
Stranger: but it doesn't matter
You: What ripples will your life leave behind?
Stranger: A family, I hope.
Stranger: And knowledge, I hope I leave new knowledge behind.
You: Is it better to change the world or slip away unnoticed?
Stranger: equally as unimportant
Stranger: it is only important to be happy
Stranger: nothing else matters
You: Epicurianism?
Stranger: had to google that
Stranger: but yes
Stranger: There is no point in worrying about all of the things beyond your control.
You: Life only exists once, you may as well get the maximum enjoyment from it.
Stranger: This was the most productive philosophical discussion I have ever had. Well done.
Stranger: Goodbye, stranger.
You: Thank you. I doubted that the internet could supply something of this caliber, but I stand corrected.
You: Good bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fml.
