Obama Nationals 2014
Obama Nationals 2014
Here is finally our Team Package for the remaining rounds of the 2014 Motosport National season.
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Team Members:
#310 - Obama
#317 - Kate Upton
#20 - Eduard Khil
#32 - Bruce Lee
#50 - Chuck Norris
Accomplishments:
Pissing off mostly Andy Hack and maybe some other people as well who care for no apparent and intelligent reason, oh and before I forget, blowing up motors since, 4 September 1934!
Thanks to:
- Obama for completely destroying America as a whole, the ideology of the American Dream, and funding this lucrative and expensive as hell race team on taxpayer money!
- Bruce Lee for being the best martial artist actor on a movie set and showing us that small size can indeed pack a powerful punch!
- Chuck Norris for being the worst martial artist actor the world has ever seen period, but still representing what America is all about, kicking ass on a regular basis!
- Eduard Khil for in-house factory motors that are characterized by their unpredictable power and untrustworthy nature. Fortunately for the boys back home the in-house factory motors pull throughout the entire RPM range even when bouncing off the rev limiter, while inducing valve float. Please note that these motors have been known to spontaneously throw a connecting rod directly into the anus without warning! This could or could not be potentially fatal, extensive testing is still being conducted to accurately find conclusive results using the trusted and reliable scientific method. Andy Hack mentioned he would be the first test rider signed up for these studies, this may or may not be true as well!
- Kate Upton for keeping it frosty down there on the ass during a long hot outdoor moto!
- Coca Cola Factory Suspension for a refreshing feel on and off the track no matter what conditions the rider may currently be presented with. This factory suspension has a peculiarly nagging habit of causing the rider to experience heavy nausea and sudden orgasms around the halfway mark of any given outdoor national moto, but it has been observed that moto two especially has heightened results and feedback inside the lower torso and rectum area!
Please do use any of our Bikes! Feel free to see how it looks, but please use it online, or for screenshots and videos, thanks!
And please do rip anything.
Note: The KTM is pretty much not done, but its just where i want it to be and its not enough work for me to finish it and i think i should rush it.
I am not designed to come second or third. I am designed to win. - Ayrton Senna
Re: Obama Nationals 2014
So funny, everyone loves you.
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Not gonna lie, i laughed pretty hard at this..
Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Still dont understand why you rip something.... this young lady clearly has daddy issues or something...
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Here i mad an update and unstoppable blunt 420 andys ugly kush blazeit
Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Ha..ha
Um, banhammer?
Um, banhammer?
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Dem fanboys nowadays However not gonna lie, that's pretty funny
*fancy signature*
d4u5d6u7 wrote:good staff, nice skins, like
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
if you think this is funny, then you need to throw your computer off a 3 story building
BEST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: Out of Vanderlees blast zone
WORST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: In his blast zone
WORST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: In his blast zone
Fro wrote:Morin is right.
T-RIDER wrote:i turned my bars this weekend... shit myself and turned em back staight away.
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
OHHHHHHH THE IRONYYYY
BEST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: Out of Vanderlees blast zone
WORST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: In his blast zone
WORST PLACE ON EARTH? Matt James: In his blast zone
Fro wrote:Morin is right.
T-RIDER wrote:i turned my bars this weekend... shit myself and turned em back staight away.
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
Whay about me?
mxsrider96 wrote:So uhh... Buh Bye gd1911! You will not be missed
Re: Obama Nationals 2014
you forgot the illuminati...
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Re: Obama Nationals 2014
This made my night haha