My damn REAL LIFE experience

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I've only eaten about 150 Whataburgers in my life. About 125 regular (mostly bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato) and about 25 special ones BUT I've eaten a lot more Whataburgers than any of you

Why?? Pretty simple, I've loved Whataburger and I've had one down the street from me for almost 16 years. I've had beef, chicken, fries, Texas toast, bacon, cheese, hot apple pies, milkshakes, Dr Pepper and many more foods/beverages that don't really hold importance like the lettuce (iceberg of course, found in the northeastern part of the US in addition to other places) which is essentially just a vegetable that gets covered by 2-3 teaspoons of much softer, almost liquid, mayonnaise

Seriously, you think you know about burgers when you only go around and around and around and around your town eating at McDonalds and Burger King. If you want to experiment burgers get a car, a license plate and drive to TEXAS... or be under 16 and have an adult drive you like I do

Most of you have never eaten a Whataburger full of bacon or a Whataburger absolutely covered by A1 sauce and grilled onions or just a fucking almost perfect #5 with no pickles and mayonnaise instead of mustard

Have you ever gone down to Whataburger on your bicycle?? Have you ever driven half a mile and with temperatures around 80ºF (27ºC)?? Have you ever been to 3 different Whataburgers on a single day driving 100% on the road and covering over 10 miles in a damn F250??

I'm seriously tired of you guys talking like you know all when you don't know a damn fucking thing about Whataburger. Anybody can go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac, it only takes time, not much money and a car in decent physical condition. That's why there's lots of hobos in most McDonald's locations. Try to find a hobo in a decent Whataburger, you will probably find it

Let's take it to the extreme. You all know Ronald McDonald (credited with the first mass-produced double-decker burger), Jack in the Box (put sirloin burgers on the map) or even the Burger King (like 4-5 different burgers), right?? They've all tried to compete with Whataburger
Jack and the King went to the extreme and headed to the drawing board a few times to try to master the Best Beef to Use for Burgers. Even though they prepared it like Hell some times they were failing to accurately produce high quality meat and none of them ever got a patty that could compare to the Whataburger
McDonald tried an easier way. He started with some small burger stands in California and then the Start of Franchises in America. He enjoyed great success... but that's only because Whataburger stays true to its roots and stays in the south. Jack in the Box, Burger King and Arby's compete across America in the same way and it's quite easy. Then he went to the International Franchises... he enjoyed great success in Japan, where Whataburger is not

So, if you know you can eat, go to a fucking Whataburger. I said WHATABURGER, not a damn off the wall restaurant with a burger called a "What a burger". After you get a decent taste of a Whataburger or of a smaller-size Justaburger you come here and say me you're better than me

If not...
SHUT THE FUCK UP and STOP BASHING ME

Got it?? :wink:
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Re: My damn REAL LIFE experience

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die996 wrote:
ExZoTiC MxBoY18 wrote:
die996 wrote:I've only ridden 2 tracks in my life. One pure MX track (mostly natural elevations) and one outdoor SX-like track BUT I've ridden a lot more terrains than any of you


Let's take it to the extreme. You all know Travis Pastrana (3-times "lites" AMA champion), Jeremy McGrath (7-times SX AMA champion) or even Joel Smets (like 4-5 World MX titles), right?? They've all tried enduro
Pastrana and McGrath went to the extreme and headed to Austria a few times to try to master the Red bull Hare scramble Erzberg rodeo. Even though they prepared it like Hell some times they were failing to finish and none of them ever got a top 10 finish
Smets tried an easier way. He started with some national events and then the International 6 days of enduro. He finished in a decent place... but that's only because the ISDE is an open event. Amateurs, women and PROs compete in the same course and it's quite easy. Then he went to the World enduro championship... he never got a top 5 finish in 2 seasons
The main reason why they didn't do good is because they don't prepare for years for that type of racing I bet 100% that if took some fag that races enduro like yourself they would NOT get top 10 in a supercross or ama national race
Ever heard of Ricky Dietrich?? He's not a hardcore enduro rider but... he has been recently riding motocross and placing on the top 10

PS : I have over 180k views in all my videos together. I'm not famous but I think I have quite a few more views than most of you
I have 70 videos and 250k+ views and people actually like my videos so they subscribe I have over 600 subs you have under 20 :( so before you start talking shit get your facts straight homie ;)
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Re: My damn REAL LIFE experience

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die996 wrote:
ExZoTiC MxBoY18 wrote:
die996 wrote:I've only ridden 2 tracks in my life. One pure MX track (mostly natural elevations) and one outdoor SX-like track BUT I've ridden a lot more terrains than any of you


Let's take it to the extreme. You all know Travis Pastrana (3-times "lites" AMA champion), Jeremy McGrath (7-times SX AMA champion) or even Joel Smets (like 4-5 World MX titles), right?? They've all tried enduro
Pastrana and McGrath went to the extreme and headed to Austria a few times to try to master the Red bull Hare scramble Erzberg rodeo. Even though they prepared it like Hell some times they were failing to finish and none of them ever got a top 10 finish
Smets tried an easier way. He started with some national events and then the International 6 days of enduro. He finished in a decent place... but that's only because the ISDE is an open event. Amateurs, women and PROs compete in the same course and it's quite easy. Then he went to the World enduro championship... he never got a top 5 finish in 2 seasons
The main reason why they didn't do good is because they don't prepare for years for that type of racing I bet 100% that if took some fag that races enduro like yourself they would NOT get top 10 in a supercross or ama national race
Ever heard of Ricky Dietrich?? He's not a hardcore enduro rider but... he has been recently riding motocross and placing on the top 10

PS : I have over 180k views in all my videos together. I'm not famous but I think I have quite a few more views than most of you
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Check it out, all videos over 2,00 views open in one window. I'm pretty sure all of them contain the words "10 minutes" in the title and are just something stupid looping for ten minutes. Real famous brah.
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lmao.
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KTM57 wrote:I've only eaten about 150 Whataburgers in my life. About 125 regular (mostly bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato) and about 25 special ones BUT I've eaten a lot more Whataburgers than any of you

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So, if you know you can eat, go to a fucking Whataburger. I said WHATABURGER, not a damn off the wall restaurant with a burger called a "What a burger". After you get a decent taste of a Whataburger or of a smaller-size Justaburger you come here and say me you're better than me

If not...
SHUT THE FUCK UP and STOP BASHING ME

Got it?? :wink:
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Re: My damn REAL LIFE experience

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KTM57 wrote:INCREDIBLY FUNNY PARODY OF THE FIRST POST
:lol: How could you be so fucking bored to do this?? :D

PS : you're getting pretty sick with me and my Youtube life, don't you think??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTep4g_8qSg 12700 views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkHyQt45T-0 11000 views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGFUaLHGTgY 6500 views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziviY8LS3ek 3700 views
Howcanyoubesofuckingdumbthatyou'rereadingthis??
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Kawasakis wrote:lmao.
821 subscribers 586k views here.
Lol got em :)
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die996 wrote:
ExZoTiC MxBoY18 wrote:
die996 wrote:I've only ridden 2 tracks in my life. One pure MX track (mostly natural elevations) and one outdoor SX-like track BUT I've ridden a lot more terrains than any of you


Let's take it to the extreme. You all know Travis Pastrana (3-times "lites" AMA champion), Jeremy McGrath (7-times SX AMA champion) or even Joel Smets (like 4-5 World MX titles), right?? They've all tried enduro
Pastrana and McGrath went to the extreme and headed to Austria a few times to try to master the Red bull Hare scramble Erzberg rodeo. Even though they prepared it like Hell some times they were failing to finish and none of them ever got a top 10 finish
Smets tried an easier way. He started with some national events and then the International 6 days of enduro. He finished in a decent place... but that's only because the ISDE is an open event. Amateurs, women and PROs compete in the same course and it's quite easy. Then he went to the World enduro championship... he never got a top 5 finish in 2 seasons
The main reason why they didn't do good is because they don't prepare for years for that type of racing I bet 100% that if took some fag that races enduro like yourself they would NOT get top 10 in a supercross or ama national race
Ever heard of Ricky Dietrich?? He's not a hardcore enduro rider but... he has been recently riding motocross and placing on the top 10

PS : I have over 180k views in all my videos together. I'm not famous but I think I have quite a few more views than most of you
LMFAO!! thats you?? tr0l0l0
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die996 wrote:
Mutt wrote:LOL you got it all wrong bro. Its those who cant race motocross who changes to enduro. :roll:
Hahahahahahaha

This 5-time World MX champion can't ride

Hes 10th times world champion u goon. And reason why he is good in enduro is becuase he was so good in motocross.
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KTM57 wrote:I've only eaten about 150 Whataburgers in my life. About 125 regular (mostly bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato) and about 25 special ones BUT I've eaten a lot more Whataburgers than any of you
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If not...
SHUT THE FUCK UP and STOP BASHING ME

Got it?? :wink:
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LOL at this thread
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BEST. AVATAR.
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I think we've reached the pinnacle of trolling but I haven't been here long so it may get better :mrgreen:
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ShackAttack12 wrote:LOL at this thread
Nice avatar.

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