MXS Awards 2014

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MXS Awards 2014

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This is the awards show where we make fun of people and stir up shit so we don't have to start 2015 without a huge argument!
Best forum awards show: KTM57's MXS Awards 2014

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Best clan war: August, Josh, and Peter vs Fransoo and like 1 other person in the 2014 Revival of the Pixie Stick Showdown

http://forum.mxsimulator.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4080

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Best one-liner of 2014: Shut up JT

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Biggest release: 11111

http://forum.mxsimulator.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31860

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Best forum conspiracy: JT43's MX Simulator 2.0
JT43 wrote:
jlv wrote:The new update should be done by the end of the month. There's going to be something quite big released for this one. Things to expect are new stock rider and bike models. Higher resolution for ground textures. New engine sounds. I'm currently working on tear offs and there will also be an option for squeaky brakes if people like to feel like they're riding a crap bike. You guys have to wait and see what the main gift in this update though. (It's not new stock tracks)
With this counterfeit JLV quote, JT43 struck gold by 1) convincing every idiot that there would be a new update while quoting JLV as saying "crap bike" and 2) successfully pointing out every idiot who believed the quote and made one of several posts asking about the new update.

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Best August Sanders insult: bob117's Bad Haircut Exposé
bob117 wrote:
KTM57 wrote:Bad comedy has a target market. Family Guy has made a lot of money. It's not all for me.
and i guess that target market isn't kids with bad haircuts.
bob117 wrote:you need to step your game up matt, if you dont know that chicks dig scars.. they dont see august as some goon that cant ride and hits trees. they see a kid with a bad haircut doing bad ass things on dirt bikes that resulted in a gnarly injury.. you gotta remember; girls are dumb.
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Worst deterioration of a formerly good thread: The gaming thread

This thread suffered a transformation from a center for talk about games other than MXS into a hub for complaining about DDavis's CSGO bet losses, the general statement "I'm ranked in Silver, but I'm better than that" and videos of Silver rank 3-kill rounds. Few and far between are posts that make an effort to stray away from CSGO talk that nobody cares about.

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Grumpiest old man: TeamHavocRacing

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Most likely argument: KTM57 and boblob801

These two never go longer than a month or two without arguing over things that neither party really knows much about.

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Best burger joint: Whataburger

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Least favored race team: JAG

Peter and Matt James have impressively amassed an incredible army of idiots to take care of the majority of MX Simulator drama. Most notable for having race tracks early, receiving incredibly light penalties from Race Factory officials, and stirring the pot with the best of them, Team JAG leaves 2014 having rubbed everyone the wrong way (and probably rubbing themselves and each other the right way)

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Most incredible inability to receive criticism: mxrewind665 in this thread

Even in the face of visual aids and several pages of unanimous deliberation that jumps within rhythm sections should have transitions, mxrewind665 places the blame on the entirety of his critics, suggesting that a large number of seasoned veteran racers are unable to race tracks that are at the same scale as almost every other indoor track.

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Most money: Tickle

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Best JLV burn: "I looked at some of what you've said in chat and I'm pretty confident that there's nothing they can do to further damage your reputation."

http://forum.mxsimulator.com/viewtopic. ... 50#p610950

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Most incredible display of extreme propensity to argue out of one's ass: Racers52 in the Great Resolution Debate

http://forum.mxsimulator.com/viewtopic. ... 31#p610789

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Most team skin packs released within a year: Ddavis

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That's it for the MXS Awards 2014. Feel free to weigh in with your own categories.
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I feel like we should have made a thing of this with a lot more categories. I like the idea.
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Most of these happened within the past month. I don't feel like there was a true year scale taken into account.
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Everytime you post something stupid, a baby gets punched in the face. Please be smart, for the children.
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jlv wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:09 am Pumaxcs would know better than I do.
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Pumaxcs wrote:Most of these happened within the past month. I don't feel like there was a true year scale taken into account.
dbaum25moto wrote:
MaicoBreako wrote:Plus it has a horn.
That horn is the greatest technological achievement by any manufacturer in the history of offroad motorcycling. My bike is super quiet, allowing me to sneak up behind my friends and scare the shit out of them.
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Lamest formerly emo kid: PumaXCS
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That spans longer than 2014, once again making your point invalid. Because of this rule infraction I'd wish to appeal the last award and have it removed.
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jlv wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:09 am Pumaxcs would know better than I do.
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The judges have decided not to remove the lamest emo kid award.
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Its 'cause my hair is black, isn't it?
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Shut up category?
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I do love a nice rub and I do like telling JT to shut up. This thread is 100% accurate:
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Worst deterioration of a formerly good thread: The gaming thread

This thread suffered a transformation from a center for talk about games other than MXS into a hub for complaining about DDavis's CSGO bet losses, the general statement "I'm ranked in Silver, but I'm better than that" and videos of Silver rank 3-kill rounds. Few and far between are posts that make an effort to stray away from CSGO talk that nobody cares about.



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You forgot the #1 Award
Forum Asshole Of The Year
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dbaum25moto wrote:You forgot the #1 Award
Forum Asshole Of The Year
Naah, stormz haven't been very active.
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Wahlamt wrote:
dbaum25moto wrote:You forgot the #1 Award
Forum Asshole Of The Year
Naah, stormz haven't been very active.
last time I checked he was banned
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