Legendary JLV quotes

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Legendary JLV quotes

Post by dbaum25moto »

Let's be honest. JLV is a savage. Put his legendary quotes here. I'll kick it off with this.
jlv wrote:I've banned UID 7309 "Josh133 | LS Racing" for 1 week. It's his first ban which would normally be 1 day, but he's so annoying I upgraded it. Next time will also be a week.
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How do i post a quote which is in another topic?
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KAWASAKIZ wrote:How do i post a quote which is in another topic?
Just quote it, copy the "code" that looks this:

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[quote="KAWASAKIZ"]How do i post a quote which is in another topic?[/quote]
In other words, copy the quote tags with the quote inside of them.
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jlv wrote:
MotoFreestylePete wrote:fuck this fuck that cunt fuck (thinkin all the foul language) fuck all yall, jlv, u gonna ban dj or me for swearin now"?
I accept your generous offer. You no longer have posting permissions.
And let's not forget, after Moto Freestyle Pete got banned he uploaded a cracked version of sim and started posting the links everywhere on facebook. Only to realize a master in the art of trickery had mysteriously changed all the links to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.
jlv wrote:Had to be someone else. I would never troll potential pirates like that!
Also my personal favourite.
jlv wrote:He's Australian. I'm pretty sure "Fuck you cunt" just means "Have a nice day" over there. Maybe someone can translate for us.
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onefoureight wrote:Also my personal favourite.
jlv wrote:He's Australian. I'm pretty sure "Fuck you cunt" just means "Have a nice day" over there. Maybe someone can translate for us.
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Don't forget
jlv wrote:
jduuuub wrote:
jlv wrote:I don't ban for take outs unless there was a major track cut or backwards riding involved.
bullshit.
I shit you not!
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JLV is a legend because I'm pretty sure this is the longest I've gone on a forum without ever getting banned, and I've deserved it at times :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I feel a savage JLV moment incoming....
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Ddavis wrote:JLV is a legend because I'm pretty sure this is the longest I've gone on a forum without ever getting banned, and I've deserved it at times :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now why would you say that Devin?
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jlv wrote:I was pretty fast! And yeah YZ, I looked like Tarzan back then. What can I say, it was the 90's...
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jlv wrote: Some day Hitler is going to win a main and I'll be screwed!
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jlv wrote:I apologize for ruining all future MX games for you guys.
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jlv wrote:
Rush wrote:Why was UID 12235 not banned as well? he was doing the same thing.
Because he didn't come in here and confess like an idiot.
this post should get pinned :lol:
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