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Railin' N Trailin' · Post by **Railin' N Trailin'** » Thu May 22, 2014 3:53 pm

Guggen wrote:You guys are the reason I hate forums no one is any help. I never asked for you to respond, this is specifically to JLV. Btw idk if you are fast enough to know how lappers are but this has happened in all servers when people get butt hurt. And if you guys like obama I think you're the one with a problem lmao. Just sayin educate yourself before you post lame ass gifs.

LOL! you're in 00, no one's fast in there... so therefor you aren't either.

honda boy 326 · Post by **honda boy 326** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:10 pm

Matt whats the weather for today?

James_122 · Post by **James_122** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:16 pm

Today it looks like we are going to have scattered clouds, a low of 76 degrees and a small chance of a Guggen having a hurt vagina. Traffic may be delayed today due to heavy rain, as it seems there is a large cloud of Guggen tears moving in from western Elsinore.

I will keep you posted as the day goes on.

Back to you honda.

motokid499 · Post by **motokid499** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:23 pm

Damn. Looks like a Guggen cloud is moving in. I better stay inside. Thanks for warning! God bless the weatherman. Saving 1 man at a time from Guggens tears.

honda boy 326 · Post by **honda boy 326** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:25 pm

Thank you Matt. In other news, Guggen has started a protest against president Josh L. Vanderhoof. He has posted online about it and tried to rally up people to protest the ban rules. When he arrived at the capital only too find a group of people wearing troll masks. He is now standing outside the green house alone. If anyone wants to donate to this poor poor soul, feel free. But PLEASE, don't feed the bears.
Heres Matt with sports.

James_122 · Post by **James_122** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Today in sports we go back in time to a truly remarkable display of talent in the motocross world. Back to the time of Elsinore 00 where we found an underdog named Guggen dominating the underground race scene. Never has anyone lapped another rider during these prestigious events, but that would change very quickly when the young hot shot pulled up to the starting gate.

He blasted out of the gate and into turn one, and never looked back. He dodged lapped after lapped until finally succumbing to the well known vagina pump that only some can truly understand. His goggles filled with tears as he watched his win slowly slip away from him. But wait, he put on the greatest charge of all time and he came back to demolish the greatest of the greats that ever lined up in 00.

Some may believe he is a saggy tit on a motorcycle, but to him, he will go down in the record books as one of the greatest.

honda boy 326 · Post by **honda boy 326** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:57 pm

You heard it from Matt himself folks.
THIS JUST IN: There is a butthurtnado warning in affect. This is a very serious storm, Matt, any word on this???

James_122 · Post by **James_122** » Thu May 22, 2014 4:59 pm

ITS GONE RAIN!

honda boy 326 · Post by **honda boy 326** » Thu May 22, 2014 5:14 pm

EVERYONE GET IN THE BASEMENT. THE BUTTHURTNADO HAS TOUCHED DOWN.

MATT GET BABY BYRON TO THE BASEMENT NAYOW.

KaseoDip · Post by **KaseoDip** » Thu May 22, 2014 7:15 pm

I swear. Everyone on Jag is annoying on this forum. Except Jeremy. I like Jeremy.

James_122 · Post by **James_122** » Thu May 22, 2014 7:20 pm

Breaking news on weather report. We now have TWO large clouds of tears moving in!

GustavoMX930' · Post by **GustavoMX930'** » Thu May 22, 2014 8:11 pm

any change of this hitting the Southern Hemisphere Matt?!

Gideon#67 · Post by **Gideon#67** » Thu May 22, 2014 10:09 pm

GustavoMX930' wrote:any change of this hitting the Southern Hemisphere Matt?!

I'd say juan in a million.

GustavoMX930' · Post by **GustavoMX930'** » Thu May 22, 2014 10:19 pm

Gideon#67 wrote:
GustavoMX930' wrote:any change of this hitting the Southern Hemisphere Matt?!
I'd say juan in a million.

alright, thanks mr Gideo, i was worried... i heard that the butthurtnado is one of the most violent

Guggen · Post by **Guggen** » Thu May 22, 2014 11:04 pm

honda boy 326 wrote:Thank you Matt. In other news, Guggen has started a protest against president Josh L. Vanderhoof. He has posted online about it and tried to rally up people to protest the ban rules. When he arrived at the capital only too find a group of people wearing troll masks. He is now standing outside the green house alone. If anyone wants to donate to this poor poor soul, feel free. But PLEASE, don't feed the bears.
Heres Matt with sports.

Haha Judging by how much you lurk/troll the ban court.. I've done the math and the odds that you have no life are a 1500 to 1 ratio, and with those numbers that means you have never been outside of your parents basement. So how does weather even affect you is the real question? It's more sad that you continously post on my thread that has nothing to do with you and ask me why I continue to reply? You should go outside for once, but wait I forgot trolls hate sun. So you're SOL buddy. I know this is embarrassing but I ripped this from your FB page. Sorry, now everyone knows what you look like.

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