Scariest things that have happened to you.
-
HANSEN#122
- Posts: 8
- Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:23 am
- Team: Privateer
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
woa i was shit scared when i heard that conman. lol
um.....when i was 6 i think, i was coming home from the easter show in sydney and we were in a train returning from the show. it pulled up and we were all stepping on to the platform and my mum was wanting me to hold onto the pram that she was pushing but i didnt hold on. when i stepped out of the train and on to the platform i didnt look and didnt quite step far enough. i fell straight between the train and the platform. i was pretty shit scared lol. my mum was screaming and crying and my dad and her sprinted to the front of the train to warn the driver. luckily the platform had a bit of a poke outy bit under neath were i could hide in lol the train started to move but mum stopped the guy. dad lifted me out and i was fine except for a bump on the head lol
thats my scary story not really as bad as urs or even stacking but still it scared mum hahahahaha.
um.....when i was 6 i think, i was coming home from the easter show in sydney and we were in a train returning from the show. it pulled up and we were all stepping on to the platform and my mum was wanting me to hold onto the pram that she was pushing but i didnt hold on. when i stepped out of the train and on to the platform i didnt look and didnt quite step far enough. i fell straight between the train and the platform. i was pretty shit scared lol. my mum was screaming and crying and my dad and her sprinted to the front of the train to warn the driver. luckily the platform had a bit of a poke outy bit under neath were i could hide in lol the train started to move but mum stopped the guy. dad lifted me out and i was fine except for a bump on the head lol
thats my scary story not really as bad as urs or even stacking but still it scared mum hahahahaha.
-
JB323
- Posts: 1967
- Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:26 pm
- Team: Privateer Life
- Location: Arizona
- Contact:
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
hmm ive had more sad moments not to much on the scary side i guess.
first real "scary" moment was a attempted B&E at my house. We dont use our front door we just come and go through our garage so i knew something was up. i was watching this dumb mexicans backing up to my garage to i guess chain up around it and try to pull it out through my window then one of them walked up to front door to see if anyone was home and tried to open to door while i was standing on the other side im 6'5 245lb with my two 150lb rottweilers and my big ass metal maglight (didnt have time to run and get the 1911 that i usually keep in the garage in the car) So while he was figuring out how to open my screen door i ran and got my garage door opener and i slowly got by my door... well he couldn't get it and tried one kick...didnt work (he was a bitch mexican no offense) so he got ready for his second kick and i unlocked the door and opened my garage on my clicker and twisted the handle.................. IN HE FALLS IN and its go time baby ! my two dogs sense it and were ready and swear on my life they did there job and were the best dogs i ever have had. He fell in and i got him off balance and cracked him on side of the head/ear trying to drop him but i went as fast as i could for the other guy trying to get his car cause i knew handling two 150 rots would keep the other occupied. i went for the other guy dashing to get in his vehicle but i just threw my maglight at him trying to hault him up which i think i hit him cause i was going for my gun in the glove box. well the car was locked and i toss the light so i paniced looking for something to smash my window and eventually did and drew on them as they were pulling away and didn't fire because my LOS was right at my neighbors living room and i just really didn't wanna attempt it unless he was coming at me from what ive been taught.
short after 6 sheriffs chargers rolled up, my pops knew one of them since there in our area most of the time being a sheriff not a officer. basically it was assumed they were aliens / ms13 / mexi mafia that had scouted my house and assumed had valuables.... they fucked with the wrong house. oh yeah did i mention i was like 19 lol.
guess thats a big reason why i carry nowadays cause im awaiting for part two
first real "scary" moment was a attempted B&E at my house. We dont use our front door we just come and go through our garage so i knew something was up. i was watching this dumb mexicans backing up to my garage to i guess chain up around it and try to pull it out through my window then one of them walked up to front door to see if anyone was home and tried to open to door while i was standing on the other side im 6'5 245lb with my two 150lb rottweilers and my big ass metal maglight (didnt have time to run and get the 1911 that i usually keep in the garage in the car) So while he was figuring out how to open my screen door i ran and got my garage door opener and i slowly got by my door... well he couldn't get it and tried one kick...didnt work (he was a bitch mexican no offense) so he got ready for his second kick and i unlocked the door and opened my garage on my clicker and twisted the handle.................. IN HE FALLS IN and its go time baby ! my two dogs sense it and were ready and swear on my life they did there job and were the best dogs i ever have had. He fell in and i got him off balance and cracked him on side of the head/ear trying to drop him but i went as fast as i could for the other guy trying to get his car cause i knew handling two 150 rots would keep the other occupied. i went for the other guy dashing to get in his vehicle but i just threw my maglight at him trying to hault him up which i think i hit him cause i was going for my gun in the glove box. well the car was locked and i toss the light so i paniced looking for something to smash my window and eventually did and drew on them as they were pulling away and didn't fire because my LOS was right at my neighbors living room and i just really didn't wanna attempt it unless he was coming at me from what ive been taught.
short after 6 sheriffs chargers rolled up, my pops knew one of them since there in our area most of the time being a sheriff not a officer. basically it was assumed they were aliens / ms13 / mexi mafia that had scouted my house and assumed had valuables.... they fucked with the wrong house. oh yeah did i mention i was like 19 lol.
guess thats a big reason why i carry nowadays cause im awaiting for part two

Privateer Life # 323 Support from Motosport | Race Tech | 180 Decals
http://instagram.com/jbolen323/
-
mxmasta57
- Crushed Dissenter
- Posts: 651
- Joined: Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:22 pm
- Team: TattlerMX Honda
- Location: The netherlands
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
Well on the bike, somebody crashed in front of me while i was still in the air and landed right before his bike and flew over, so i stood up and thought that didnt hurt so bad but there where no flaggers so i turned around facing the jump to pick my bike up and somebody jumped right into me. Yea that was pretty scared for me...
http://www.youtube.com/vmagenl[/center]
-
Photomorti
- Posts: 417
- Joined: Sat May 28, 2011 3:46 pm
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
Cool stories all! My scarriest moment in my life was in 2007 christmas evening when we got atacked with mortars while i was listening to music in my sleeping bag at a little forward operating base called Volendam in Uruzgan afghanistan.
they where all coming in danger close and 1 mortar even landed on the camp but didnt detonate.
they where all coming in danger close and 1 mortar even landed on the camp but didnt detonate.
-
Sweendoggy
- Posts: 3649
- Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:10 am
- Team: Lone Wolf
- Location: California, US
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
To be brief...
When I was like 14 I was hauling ass on my dirt bike, in an orchard, because that was common where I live. It's not fun unless you are going like 5th gear tapped, which I was. So here I am HAULING BALLS, and someone pulled out infront of me in the lane I was in. I got on the brakes hard, and at that speed with full lock up, slid to the left about 3 feet right into the row of trees. I was trying to get off the bike, thank god, so I was off axis, the front of the bike stopped immediately, and I flipped kinda cross axis, handle bars sliced open my stomach, and also bent forward a lot, I was flipping through the air, and I was stopped abruptly by another tree which I hit with my back. After a short moment, I couldn't think of anything to do but scream. When I screamed blood would come out of my mouth in large quantities, I had braces at the time. My friend, who pulled out in front of me came running over. I couldn't feel my legs, was bleeding from the stomach pretty bad, and just couldn't stop thinking, even if I live through this, I can't walk anymore. After a long while I was in the hospital, and my family was there crying. A doctor said something to my dad about, "I'm sure you feel regret for letting him ride those things," and my dad had to be escorted off lol. Then after a ridiculous amount of drugs in my body, I was able to move my legs and stand up and stuff I guess, so I don't really know what the hell happened, probably mental or something. Either way the things that run through your mind at times like that suck. I was heavily drugged up for a while, don't remember what, I just remember them telling us to be careful cause it was stronger than vicodin. like 5 months later I was back riding, and ever since have been very wary of other riders and what they might do suddenly, making me a very cautious racer in groups, so I try to get out front and sprint! lol
ALSO this wasn't that scary but it was funny!
When I first moved to Sacramento with my girl friend, we had our sliding glass door open. She was sitting on the couch kinda facing the door, watching TV, and I had my back turned to it playing on the computer. Ashly says, "uuuummmmm, Adam!!!!" So I turned around to see a skinny black (not trying to be racists, just saying) man vaulting himself over our fence, he has his hips higher than the fence like he's coming over. So I stood up and said "What the FUCK are you doing!" hella mean and loud, and he practically fell off the fence! lol Then I went out in the front where he would be, ready to beat some ass, and he was like, oh sorry so sorry, I didn't think you'd notice. Me and my girlfriend got in a fight, and she threw my keys somewhere over here and I was just looking in there for them. I don't know if I bought his story, but I just laughed and was like well they aren't in our patio, and he left.
I'm sure I have more stories, but this took enough time to write for now, so I'll be back! haha
When I was like 14 I was hauling ass on my dirt bike, in an orchard, because that was common where I live. It's not fun unless you are going like 5th gear tapped, which I was. So here I am HAULING BALLS, and someone pulled out infront of me in the lane I was in. I got on the brakes hard, and at that speed with full lock up, slid to the left about 3 feet right into the row of trees. I was trying to get off the bike, thank god, so I was off axis, the front of the bike stopped immediately, and I flipped kinda cross axis, handle bars sliced open my stomach, and also bent forward a lot, I was flipping through the air, and I was stopped abruptly by another tree which I hit with my back. After a short moment, I couldn't think of anything to do but scream. When I screamed blood would come out of my mouth in large quantities, I had braces at the time. My friend, who pulled out in front of me came running over. I couldn't feel my legs, was bleeding from the stomach pretty bad, and just couldn't stop thinking, even if I live through this, I can't walk anymore. After a long while I was in the hospital, and my family was there crying. A doctor said something to my dad about, "I'm sure you feel regret for letting him ride those things," and my dad had to be escorted off lol. Then after a ridiculous amount of drugs in my body, I was able to move my legs and stand up and stuff I guess, so I don't really know what the hell happened, probably mental or something. Either way the things that run through your mind at times like that suck. I was heavily drugged up for a while, don't remember what, I just remember them telling us to be careful cause it was stronger than vicodin. like 5 months later I was back riding, and ever since have been very wary of other riders and what they might do suddenly, making me a very cautious racer in groups, so I try to get out front and sprint! lol
ALSO this wasn't that scary but it was funny!
When I first moved to Sacramento with my girl friend, we had our sliding glass door open. She was sitting on the couch kinda facing the door, watching TV, and I had my back turned to it playing on the computer. Ashly says, "uuuummmmm, Adam!!!!" So I turned around to see a skinny black (not trying to be racists, just saying) man vaulting himself over our fence, he has his hips higher than the fence like he's coming over. So I stood up and said "What the FUCK are you doing!" hella mean and loud, and he practically fell off the fence! lol Then I went out in the front where he would be, ready to beat some ass, and he was like, oh sorry so sorry, I didn't think you'd notice. Me and my girlfriend got in a fight, and she threw my keys somewhere over here and I was just looking in there for them. I don't know if I bought his story, but I just laughed and was like well they aren't in our patio, and he left.
I'm sure I have more stories, but this took enough time to write for now, so I'll be back! haha
-
motomaniak
- Posts: 242
- Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:38 pm
- Team: ART
- Location: The Netherlands
-
Sweendoggy
- Posts: 3649
- Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:10 am
- Team: Lone Wolf
- Location: California, US
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
^^^That reminds me!
One time I went to a track day pretty much by myself. I crashed HARD and rang my bell good. Thinking back I think I was knocked out for a bit. I got back to the truck and was so confused. I knew how I crashed and stuff. I started looking through my phone and didn't recognize any of the names in the phone. I started freakin out, because I knew I SHOULD know all of those people. I kept thinking I was gonna take a little break and then go back out to ride. I looked at my bike and the subframe was twisted and broken...Then I realized I was thinking of a crash I had months before and that I couldn't remember what really happened. I looked at my face and I had a cut from the outside corner of my eye reaching out about an inch, and bleeding on my face! I had no idea! Then I decided it was time to go home. So I loaded up my bike, and drove myself home concussion and all! It was stupid of me. Eventually I remembered what happened. I was seat bouncing a big double right out of a corner, and my rear slide out on the face (freakin 2 strokes), and I swung probably close to 90 degrees and just swapped on the landing and crashed into the face of the next jump, and my bike flipped up and over the next jump.
One time I went to a track day pretty much by myself. I crashed HARD and rang my bell good. Thinking back I think I was knocked out for a bit. I got back to the truck and was so confused. I knew how I crashed and stuff. I started looking through my phone and didn't recognize any of the names in the phone. I started freakin out, because I knew I SHOULD know all of those people. I kept thinking I was gonna take a little break and then go back out to ride. I looked at my bike and the subframe was twisted and broken...Then I realized I was thinking of a crash I had months before and that I couldn't remember what really happened. I looked at my face and I had a cut from the outside corner of my eye reaching out about an inch, and bleeding on my face! I had no idea! Then I decided it was time to go home. So I loaded up my bike, and drove myself home concussion and all! It was stupid of me. Eventually I remembered what happened. I was seat bouncing a big double right out of a corner, and my rear slide out on the face (freakin 2 strokes), and I swung probably close to 90 degrees and just swapped on the landing and crashed into the face of the next jump, and my bike flipped up and over the next jump.
-
jlv
- Site Admin
- Posts: 15400
- Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:39 am
- Team: No Frills Racing
- Contact:
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
One time, very early in the morning, I was loading my van for a race. While I was leaning into the side door, a car stopped in front of my driveway. I figured they probably wanted directions or something, so I stood up and started to walk over to them. Then I noticed something - the old woman (no offense to old people) in the passenger seat had the door ajar and was reaching down. SHE WAS GOING TO STEAL MY SUNDAY NEWSPAPER!!! But before she got the paper they noticed me approaching and took off. I'm lucky to be alive today!
Josh Vanderhoof
Sole Proprietor
jlv@mxsimulator.com
If you email, put "MX Simulator" in the subject to make sure it gets through my spam filter.
Sole Proprietor
jlv@mxsimulator.com
If you email, put "MX Simulator" in the subject to make sure it gets through my spam filter.
-
wheels1758
- Posts: 4132
- Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:20 pm
- Location: Washington, USA
- Contact:
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
JLV - Scaring off old people(no offense to old people) since 1970-something...jlv wrote:One time, very early in the morning, I was loading my van for a race. While I was leaning into the side door, a car stopped in front of my driveway. I figured they probably wanted directions or something, so I stood up and started to walk over to them. Then I noticed something - the old woman (no offense to old people) in the passenger seat had the door ajar and was reaching down. SHE WAS GOING TO STEAL MY SUNDAY NEWSPAPER!!! But before she got the paper they noticed me approaching and took off. I'm lucky to be alive today!
-
Phathry25
- Posts: 7481
- Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:09 am
- Team: No Frills Racing
- Location: WI
- Contact:
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
Not scary, but a funny ass theft story.
There were the hoodlums living down the street from my parents when I was 18ish. They knew about the bike and stuff, and were sketchy, but I knew them from school so I figured they'd never try to jack my shit. One night I'm watching TV and hear a loud car come cruising down the road, and then stop in front of my house, no big, we live on an intersection, it doesn't drive away immediately, but again, no big, happens all the time. Next thing I hear is the trailer door swing open. I chuckled to myself. The annual town clean up day was the next day, and the trailer was loaded up with nothing but stuff we were going to throw away the next morning. Suckers...
There were the hoodlums living down the street from my parents when I was 18ish. They knew about the bike and stuff, and were sketchy, but I knew them from school so I figured they'd never try to jack my shit. One night I'm watching TV and hear a loud car come cruising down the road, and then stop in front of my house, no big, we live on an intersection, it doesn't drive away immediately, but again, no big, happens all the time. Next thing I hear is the trailer door swing open. I chuckled to myself. The annual town clean up day was the next day, and the trailer was loaded up with nothing but stuff we were going to throw away the next morning. Suckers...
jlv wrote:Here's a picture of my nuts.
-
Pumaxcs
- Posts: 13227
- Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:50 pm
- Team: Kyle/Luiz
- Location: Western, Kentucky
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
This one time, I made a bowl of cereal and realized we were out of milk. I haven't had any since.
-
WhMx179
- Posts: 1531
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:31 pm
- Team: Privateer
- Location: Deep in the Heart of Autumn
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
NO WAY
this one's a good one...
This one time me and a friend of mine were upstairs playing some old school james bond on ps2. I thought I had heard somthing downstairs so i paused the game and looked at my friend and asked if he heard it as well. We waited a breif few seconds only to hear movement downstairs again, so I rushed to my blade. I went to the hallway and looked downstairs only to see the front door left open, which it was shut before. So my adrenaline is rushing and Its obvious that someone is in my house and I'm going to have to kill someone. I charge downstairs, slam the door, check my corners and my house is pretty open on the bottom floor. By that I mean there arent alot of rooms so you can see everything. But I saw nobody, so I stood still and listened. The only room left to check that was not visible was the music room and when I listened I heard movement in that exact room. Now I had just bought my new drumset that was in there so I was scared, but also pissed because I was thinking that someone was taking my shit. So I charged to the door, swung it open, dagger in hand ready to swing only to realize my girlfriend and her friend were in there. They were trying to fuck with me and freak me out. Little did they realize how protective I am of my house. They were greeted with the sight of me ready to kill a bitch with a knife in my hand
this one's a good one...
This one time me and a friend of mine were upstairs playing some old school james bond on ps2. I thought I had heard somthing downstairs so i paused the game and looked at my friend and asked if he heard it as well. We waited a breif few seconds only to hear movement downstairs again, so I rushed to my blade. I went to the hallway and looked downstairs only to see the front door left open, which it was shut before. So my adrenaline is rushing and Its obvious that someone is in my house and I'm going to have to kill someone. I charge downstairs, slam the door, check my corners and my house is pretty open on the bottom floor. By that I mean there arent alot of rooms so you can see everything. But I saw nobody, so I stood still and listened. The only room left to check that was not visible was the music room and when I listened I heard movement in that exact room. Now I had just bought my new drumset that was in there so I was scared, but also pissed because I was thinking that someone was taking my shit. So I charged to the door, swung it open, dagger in hand ready to swing only to realize my girlfriend and her friend were in there. They were trying to fuck with me and freak me out. Little did they realize how protective I am of my house. They were greeted with the sight of me ready to kill a bitch with a knife in my hand

-
REIDY-171
- Posts: 1439
- Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:00 am
- Team: Privateer
- Location: Santa Fe Springs, CA
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
Anybody ever been chased by a raccoon? They run faster than y you think. 

-
MX196
- Posts: 2263
- Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:02 am
- Team: Privateer
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
One time, when it was a quiet night in xfire, all of a sudden, NO BODY would talk. It was the scariest thing in my life.
-
ExZoTiC MxBoY18
- Posts: 64
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:09 am
- Team: OverTheEdge
- Location: Harford County, Maryland
- Contact:
Re: Scariest things that have happened to you.
Okay I've never been more scared then after reading what conman said which was and I quote "When I was 14, my parents were out at a pub one night. They went about once a week, so it wasn't abnormal and I was completely fine and capable to stay at my house. So they leave and I do the normal, sit at home, go on the computer, watch TV, and play Halo.
I'm sitting at my computer, and out of the blue I swear I heard the garage door get like, pushed but get stopped by the lock. So I sit and listen, and don't hear anything, so I just think it's the house shifting. I'm typing again, and then I hear it again, I listen closely, and I hear it again. So I'm like OH DANG OH DANG OH DANG now, and I look for my bat so I could check it out. I can't find it (it's barely under my bed, but my adrenaline was rushing so I didn't see it), so I grab my guitar...
So I go and check out the garage very very silently, and I see that the light has been turned on...my dad always turned it off. So I turn it off, close the door and lock it. I'm walking around, and I made sure that the gun was still there, and then put it back and locked the safe it was in. So I walk out into the living room holding my guitar thinking WTF! So I continue standing there, and then all of the sudden, the front door in front of me gets pushed, but the lock stops it. I didn't see if the door handle moved though. But now I'm freaked out, and know someone is trying to get in. I'm so surprised and confused and freaked out and my adrenaline is rushing, that I think to look out the peephole like 10 seconds later. I didn't see anyone, but I saw a black Honda Civic. So my adrenaline is going full force right now, and I'm all pumped up and stuff, so even though I don't listen to this band, and the beginning of the Bullet for my Valentine - Tears don't fall, the guy goes, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And I always quietly scream that to myself before I do something like, that involves me trying to win. So I am all, LETS GOOOOOOOO really loud trying to scare off the people hearing that someone is home, I hear someone trying to open the door in my parents room that leads to the backyard, but I don't get there in time, and I don't see anyone. I then here a car speeding off from the front of my house, and that was that.
My parents got home about two minutes later, and I told them everything and we checked out the entire house, front yard, back yard, and garage and didn't find anyone.
The scariest part about this, is about two days later, on the news they reported a robbery. Right before the robbery, and 11 year old boy saw a Black Honda civic parked in front of their house, and about half a minute later, he heard someone breaking in. The robbers ended up tying up the 11 year old kid and his eight year old sister, and before they tied up the boy, they busted his knee cap with a hammer. The boy said they stole a bunch of items in there house, before leaving. Right after they left, they heard a car burn out of there. When their parents got home, they found their kids tied up. After they took the boy to the hospital, he told them what happened, including the black honda civic and a car burning out. When the father came back home to see what was stolen, he noticed two burn out marks, that were not there before the house was robbed."
Freaked me out......
I'm sitting at my computer, and out of the blue I swear I heard the garage door get like, pushed but get stopped by the lock. So I sit and listen, and don't hear anything, so I just think it's the house shifting. I'm typing again, and then I hear it again, I listen closely, and I hear it again. So I'm like OH DANG OH DANG OH DANG now, and I look for my bat so I could check it out. I can't find it (it's barely under my bed, but my adrenaline was rushing so I didn't see it), so I grab my guitar...
So I go and check out the garage very very silently, and I see that the light has been turned on...my dad always turned it off. So I turn it off, close the door and lock it. I'm walking around, and I made sure that the gun was still there, and then put it back and locked the safe it was in. So I walk out into the living room holding my guitar thinking WTF! So I continue standing there, and then all of the sudden, the front door in front of me gets pushed, but the lock stops it. I didn't see if the door handle moved though. But now I'm freaked out, and know someone is trying to get in. I'm so surprised and confused and freaked out and my adrenaline is rushing, that I think to look out the peephole like 10 seconds later. I didn't see anyone, but I saw a black Honda Civic. So my adrenaline is going full force right now, and I'm all pumped up and stuff, so even though I don't listen to this band, and the beginning of the Bullet for my Valentine - Tears don't fall, the guy goes, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And I always quietly scream that to myself before I do something like, that involves me trying to win. So I am all, LETS GOOOOOOOO really loud trying to scare off the people hearing that someone is home, I hear someone trying to open the door in my parents room that leads to the backyard, but I don't get there in time, and I don't see anyone. I then here a car speeding off from the front of my house, and that was that.
My parents got home about two minutes later, and I told them everything and we checked out the entire house, front yard, back yard, and garage and didn't find anyone.
The scariest part about this, is about two days later, on the news they reported a robbery. Right before the robbery, and 11 year old boy saw a Black Honda civic parked in front of their house, and about half a minute later, he heard someone breaking in. The robbers ended up tying up the 11 year old kid and his eight year old sister, and before they tied up the boy, they busted his knee cap with a hammer. The boy said they stole a bunch of items in there house, before leaving. Right after they left, they heard a car burn out of there. When their parents got home, they found their kids tied up. After they took the boy to the hospital, he told them what happened, including the black honda civic and a car burning out. When the father came back home to see what was stolen, he noticed two burn out marks, that were not there before the house was robbed."
Freaked me out......

