Funny Sayings

kevin131mx · Post by **kevin131mx** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:43 pm

Hahaha, that one is good. I need to start saying that

Jester43 · Post by **Jester43** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:14 pm

"I bet he's happier than a pig in shit"
"Man, hes's faster than the speed of dark"
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson

yzmxer608 · Post by **yzmxer608** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:17 pm

Voutare wrote:Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Ahem...What does shorty even mean?

I'm not really a funny guy, so I don't have any sayings

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Voutare · Post by **Voutare** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:04 am

It's a hot chick, I believe. I'm not black I don't really know.

":A term contrived by some asshole or group of assholes to mean a sexy or attractive female.

A term I wouldn't ever use to describe a girlfriend, close female companion or a desirable female of whom I'd like to get better acquainted with.
I buy mah shorty diamonds and call her shorty because she is very sexy yet has the brains of a turtle and thinks shorty is a cute adorable term instead of what it really is. Another mindless slang invented by people that live their lives in dance clubs"

rgaede · Post by **rgaede** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:55 am

Yeah, not the most flattering term, in my opinion
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

JETZcorp · Post by **JETZcorp** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:36 am

That's an awesome site! Look what I found.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maico

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:40 am

Maico Freak: Check it out, 1979 250 Magnum II.

Other Rider: Maico Breako? Fuck that shit, you'll probably crack a pipe before you get to the first turn.

*after race*

Other Rider: So, what year Maico was that, again?
ahahahah that wa awsome

Heres one of the great ones:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... edonkulous

hvpunk62 · Post by **hvpunk62** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:56 am

"fat chicks are like mopeds there fun to ride till your friends find out"
"your like a doornob everyone gets a turn"

Pumaxcs · Post by **Pumaxcs** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:58 am

Found some Ive been qondering about.

Dickhead
a person who is an idiot and shows it all too well
"Stop humping the chair! You're such a dickhead!"

Just to long to post here.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fart

VMX_SKYmx99 · Post by **VMX_SKYmx99** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:07 am

When talking about who is the most sober to drive home you reply....

"I can drive home, we just have to stop by jail first."

Judan · Post by **Judan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:48 am

one goign around my school mroe of a shitty come back but meh

"if i was gay youd go out with me"

motoXjunkey · Post by **motoXjunkey** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:29 pm

''Every one makes mistakes,thats why pencils have rubbers''

Voutare · Post by **Voutare** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:24 pm

hvpunk62 wrote:"fat chicks are like mopeds there fun to ride till your friends find out"
"your like a doornob everyone gets a turn"

"More cushion for the pushin'.

I have a million condom sayings, but everyone has heard those.

Scottooo#607 · Post by **Scottooo#607** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:43 am

This one isn't funny but i thought i would throw it out there

" Forgive me father for i have sinned. I hit a 3rd gear jump 4th gear pinned"

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