I need ideas. And I have a story for you all.

[Voutare]

I just got out of school, went out to my car, and I was there talking to this kid, find out he has a paintball gun, and the kid he was going to shoot left already, so I got in my car, he rolls away, shoots my car (04 Saab 93), so I was like 'Hell no." So I got out, ran to his car to kick his door, and he shot at me again, then left.


So, I need ideas.


I can't get any air, because the scuba shop is closed, so shooting him with my Etek is out of the question, I think I might try jacking up his car and taking the wheels off. How long do you think that would take? He drives a shitty 1990 Oldsmobile or some shit, so... ideas?

[Phathry25]

Just take the valve stems out of them. Make sure to put the caps back on to add to the confusion.

[mxracer118]

disconnect his radiator hose ( i think that's what its called).

[Voutare]

Eh. Well, I figure that if I do something bad enough he will come back at me and my car, which I don't want, so I'm just going to take out his battery, screw with his mirrors, roll down his windows, screw with his seats/steering wheel, put shit all over the inside of his car. (Old paintballs? ), and Maybe jack up his front axle a little bit so he can't get away.

[mxracer118]

haha put bologna on his car it discolors the paint.

[Voutare]

haha put bologna on his car it discolors the paint.

Not when it's 20 degrees out.

I'm not trying to do any permanent harm to it. Just screw it up.


So, I think I'm going to get some saran wrap and do that too.

[mxracer118]

oh ok ya that saran wrap thing would be funny maybe put sumthing stick on his front widow so it would be a bitch to get off and if u could u should tape his reaction

[Voutare]

oh ok ya that saran wrap thing would be funny maybe put sumthing stick on his front widow so it would be a bitch to get off and if u could u should tape his reaction

Hah. I'm already doing stuff to the battery.


But yeah, I won't be able to tape it. I need to do it tomorrow night at about 3 in the morning, so it'll be dark by the time that we do it. No pictures or anything. Maybe I can flash my lights quickly, get a picture, and then get the hell out of there.

[Garasaki]

Fill his car w/popcorn (idea stolen from Portland Trailblazers)

[DannyBoy]

lol u better get a pic kyle thats so fuckin hilarious

[Voutare]

Fill his car w/popcorn (idea stolen from Portland Trailblazers)

haha. That would cost too much money.

Yeah, I've got a case of paint, I'll pour it all over the inside of his car (if it's unlocked).

So, here is my list of things to do:

- saran wrap
- take off battery terminal
- fuck with his settings. Steering wheel, seats, radio, etc.
- fill his car with paintballs
- pop a few on his windshield or some shit
- spray a can of axe into his car. (smells like shit)
- maybe jack up his front tires. This could be difficult.

Oh... I know.

Get some rag or something, and spray deer urine scent on it. Put it in his car. That'll smell like shit. Spray it in his heater.

[BenDexter]

set it on fire?

[Voutare]

set it on fire?

Haha. Then my car will be on fire Monday.

[Rallemx]

Scratch a big "Suncross" on it, that'd be hilarious..Or just get some dogshit

[Jacko #828]

If he leaves the keys in it, go dump it somewere were he can't find it