Post the best Movie Lines!

Jack 984 · Post by **Jack 984** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:44 pm

Preferably funny ones,

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Ill get it started

"We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom."

Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart."
Alan: "I think he's mean."

the hangover <3

WhMx179 · Post by **WhMx179** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:51 pm

john connor- "you killed my mother, sarah connor. you killed my father, kyle reise. you are NOT gonna kill me!"
terminator salvation

Pumaxcs · Post by **Pumaxcs** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:27 pm

"In my world everyone is a pony and they eat rainbow's and poop butterflies."
Horton Hears a Who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJkaKAIl ... re=related

Jones221 · Post by **Jones221** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:38 pm

Balls of Fury
That one guy. : "Its better to die like a lyon, then live like a pussy"
something like that

LuizH · Post by **LuizH** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:49 pm

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
Ricky Bobby when on ivisible fire

Talladega nights

DJD · Post by **DJD** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:57 pm

"I KNOW WHO I AM!!! Imma dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude!!"

Pumaxcs · Post by **Pumaxcs** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:37 pm

Trish: “Do you have protection?”
Andy: “I don't believe in guns.”
40 Year Old virgin

Dale: “Did you touch my drumset?”
Brennan: “Nope.”
Dale: “Why are you so sweaty?”
Brennan: “I was watching cops.”

Dale: “Hey, are you awake?”
Brennan: “Yeah.”
Dale: “I hate your guts.”
Brennan: “As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.”
Step Brothers

LuizH · Post by **LuizH** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:09 pm

Pumaxcs wrote: Dale: “Did you touch my drumset?”
Brennan: “Nope.”
Dale: “Why are you so sweaty?”
Brennan: “I was watching cops.”
Step Brothers

HAhahaha this movie is awsome
Boats n'hoess

mx4life · Post by **mx4life** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:48 pm

Stewie-"Just remember fat man, those jugs are mine untill the milks dried up."
"Hey!, do you have any idea what time it is?!, get in the house fatty!!!"
"Uh ya, we cant run an add that said no Portuguese................but............uh.......... no Portuguese"
Gotta love Stewie Griffin.

yzmxer608 · Post by **yzmxer608** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:56 am

The end.

LuizH · Post by **LuizH** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:58 am

I ve just see my mom at heaven and she teached me a new play
the alley oop
Semi Pro

WhMx179 · Post by **WhMx179** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:12 am

"...yeah, i can fly"

Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time, what do you think of that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridicolus, I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: How about your other nickname, "The Merchant of Death"?
Tony Stark: That's not bad.

-iorn man

Wilmx829 · Post by **Wilmx829** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:39 am

Slater: [stoned] Hey you know that song is about the aliens?

Dazed and Confused

BMseX · Post by **BMseX** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:48 am

Step Brothers:
"Are you fucking high? This is prison on the planet bullshit, in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!"

Sorry had to get pretty graphic there

Pumaxcs · Post by **Pumaxcs** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:49 am

Boris the Goose - "I was so scared I had people bumps."

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