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Jokes

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:48 pm
by mxer223
what are the best jokes that you know

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:04 pm
by ddmx
Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:06 pm
by brent26
No toilet paper in kfc because its finger lickin good :P found it off a site

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:09 pm
by Blitz
ddmx wrote:Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."

http://www.mxfreakspix.com/Art/Summit-1 ... xdV-XL.jpg
LMAO.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:30 pm
by yzmxer608
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:04 am
by dearnhardtfan7
ddmx wrote:Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJec_IIPCo

That was actually about 30 mins from my house lol



Q: How many babies does it take to paint a barn?














A: Depends on how hard you throw 'em.





yea i know its wrong :oops:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:37 am
by EssEss
It's really lame, but I only thought of it today talking about cartoons with someone...

What do Egyptians have instead of Bananas in Pyjamas?

Llamas in Pyjamas ^^

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:30 am
by monsterkawi
Man says "whats your sing " Women says "No entry"

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:43 am
by enzopersson
i dunno if i translated this right but i'l try. (swedish joke i guess)

A kid says : Mom, why dont we eat monkeys? Mom answers: Becouse we are related to them. Kid: Is that why muslims dosent eat pig?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:15 pm
by jesplind
haha never heard that one!

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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:28 am
by DJD
MX vs ATV Reflex

BA-DA-PISHHHH! (Cheesy Drum Fill)

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:33 am
by REIDY-171
Do you like fishsticks?

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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:58 am
by ddmx
REIDY-171 wrote:Do you like fishsticks?
You are what you eat.

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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:07 am
by LuizH
There were three tomatoes crossing a road, The first is normal, the second was deaf and third was mute
The first said: -Look a Car!(splash)
The second: what..(splash)
The third: Uhh!...(splash)

Fine humor lol
Its good when you make the sounds

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:09 am
by Wilson
The only thing in this thread that is funny is that i havent laughed yet, sorry luiz.lol