Clueless: A2 MXS

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bdownen323
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Clueless: A2 MXS

Post by bdownen323 »

I was back for this race, but I still think I can do a slightly more-informed Clueless post. Here goes

Disclaimer: This post is all in fun. It is based off of everything I have seen on the forum and server chat so far. If you are offended, please shove it up your you-know-what. This is my attempt at satire. Please enjoy.

-Seriously? Byron made ANOTHER one of these?!

-rF is biased

-Unless your name is Hunter Root. Then it's all good

-Wait, did I just see that LECLAIR won a main?

-Race Karlin flew to some Australia/Brazil combo on steroids for tonight's racing

-The whoops must have been easy this week

-Fun fact: Karlin blew himself apart in the whoops while in a transfer position in the semi

-Peter didn't race this week

-He also has Mason back for RIVESTREAMS

-Brock Papi stays on teams for a very long time and doesn't like KTM dynos

-He also was such a good speller that he tested out of all his spelling classes and never had to take one

-Matt Burkeen is a squid. He didn't even get 2nd this week

-For two weeks in a row, the 450 red plate is tied. Wait, what?

-Yep, Leclair actually won. Congrats, monsieur

-Byron is washed up

-He also has run out of his Lucky Charms from 2014 SX

-Wait, Brock wanted a KTM dyno?

-Did any team tactics happen this week?

-The Oakland track better not suck...

-If your name is Xtrem, it will suck because it isn't a JLV track

-Race Karlin, please fly home. We miss you and you don't need that shit internet to race
tyskorn
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Re: Clueless: A2 MXS

Post by tyskorn »

Why no Alessi jokes? I want Alessi jokes.
Burkeen820
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Re: Clueless: A2 MXS

Post by Burkeen820 »

Lol I do suck :(
Me: "Hoffman your line choice sucks..."
Hoffman: "Bro, you act like my lines are choices!"

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Hi Im Skyqe
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Re: Clueless: A2 MXS

Post by Hi Im Skyqe »

There was a race this week?
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Re: Clueless: A2 MXS

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Owen Hillman wrote:You missed out, Owen Hillman was in a transfer spot then his PC goes for an update.
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Re: Clueless: A2 MXS

Post by LenawayMX119 »

bdownen323 wrote: -Brock Papi stays on teams for a very long time and doesn't like KTM dynos

-He also was such a good speller that he tested out of all his spelling classes and never had to take one

-Wait, Brock wanted a KTM dyno?
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