Funny Quotes Thread

[haydugjr]

Most forums I visit have one of these, so I figured I'd start one for MXS. I'll start:

[yzmxer608]

Here's one I heard at school.

"Some rape, Packers, and beer. Who doesn't like a good rape"

He was referring to himself being raped, after walking to the Packers game on Sunday, then having no money to get into the game, so he'll watch it in some guys camper but he'd get raped by the guy, but he would drink all of his beer too. Only in WI eh?

[mxer_25]

"Thats a bit like Wallaby Ted's brother.. Roo ted!"
Local bike mechanic talking about a rm250z piston that had the spark plug tip melted to it. I thought it was worth a laugh.

[Anarch]

"Nigga you Gay!"

[Motoboss]

"That aint worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on"

" I wake up in the mourning and I piss excelance"

[dylan22]

"there's not a snow balls chance in hell''

[scheeve3]

One of this forum.

"0 is the same number of people that actually give a shit about this topic"
as a response on this

"hmmm...There's nothing in the box!"

"That's the joke"
"Things in the box = 0 ; Fucks I give = 0"

[Jones221]

"Get money, smoke weed, my meats big, wanna see?"

[KTM57]

"You ride a KTM, you win."

[Judge]

"Get money, smoke weed, my meats big, wanna see?"

Keep dreaming August!

[die996]

Some mission GTA IV in Harlem. I'm just behind a corner, there's some black guy on another corner trying to shoot me
Using the cam and extreme precision I shoot him in the hand

BLACK GUY : "¡Mi pierna! ¡Mi pierna! ¡Mi pierna! ¡Mi pierna!"

pierna = leg

[ddmx]

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

[BuddyTheElf]

"you'd fall in to a barrel of nipples and come out sucking your thumb"

[KTM57]

"It's like taking a shit with your pants on."

[yzmxer608]

"You ride a KTM, you win."

You're right, that IS a funny quote!!!