Walking

[motoxracer1]

JlV think we should walk back to our bikes after we crash because it would be cool and we could do a track walk instead of riding around for 1 lap before the race I hope it's not a stupid suggestion

[KaseoDip]

The problem with that is, it's hard enough dodging downed riders. It would be twice as hard to dodge both riders and their bike.

[motoxracer1]

that's tru

[mxrider#15]

yes yes very tru

[motoxracer1]

Mitchell your stupid you can't go against wat you told me

[Kording]

*you are

[pinit24/7#12]

*you're...... ....

[mxrewind665]

You could always have the rider have no colission and have only the bike colision when the rider is off his bike.

[AWood]

We should fall off our bikes, and our bikes go to the edge of the track, and we fly off. And we run back to our bikes automatically excite bike style.

[Stormz]

I think we should fly around from wherever our dude stops to our bike on a magic carpet and the whole time the game plays that "on a magic carpet ride. A whole new wooooooorld a dazzling plac blah blah blah" from Aladdin. And there could be fireworks going off in the background every time someone passes you.

Oh and Lappers shouldn't have true collision, instead they should fly like 100,000 feet every time they don't get out of the way, and their bike turns into a potato if that happens.

And if you punt someone for position, you see a giant wiener fall from the sky and skull hump you into submission, which then leads to the lapper rape and magic carpet ride.

Also, if you cut the track, I think there should be like pasta noodle of death instead of pillars. And instead of sponge Bob, make them fire urchins where if they touch you , you die, but not for 8-10 seconds but for the whole race. And if you cut too many races in a row, you get banned for a certain period of time and you're made to stand outside with a sign on the busiest street in your village that says "I an a loser, a cheater, and failure. Kick me in the nuts for the sake of humanity." And then Evans has to make a poorly edited video of you and DDavis will stand there telling you how he could been pro if his family had 100 million dollars, and Adam Crews would come up with a saf extractor on his iPad that he stole, because he's adopted and his family doesn't love him, and he'll rip your clothes and release them as his own because he thinks it's cool.

In essence, no. You shouldn't walk back to your bike.

[AWood]

And forum asshole of the year goes to Stormz! 6 months early.

[Stormz]

And forum asshole of the year goes to Stormz! 6 months early.

Thank you for this award, I worked my ass off to achieve it 2 years in a row.

I just want to thank a few people...

AWood for presenting this award
DDavis, although we clash heads, I think he does some cool shit for this community.
Evans, for putting up such a strong fight
MXJ and Phathry for the how-to be a forum asshole manuals
The TS crew for being so damn fun to chill with.
Jesus Christ for my amazing intellect
And Captain Morgan for the lack of fucks to give

[AWood]

Well that was way more official than I thought It would be. Lol. Congrats

[bob117]

I think we should fly around from wherever our dude stops to our bike on a magic carpet and the whole time the game plays that "on a magic carpet ride. A whole new wooooooorld a dazzling plac blah blah blah" from Aladdin. And there could be fireworks going off in the background every time someone passes you.

Oh and Lappers shouldn't have true collision, instead they should fly like 100,000 feet every time they don't get out of the way, and their bike turns into a potato if that happens.

And if you punt someone for position, you see a giant wiener fall from the sky and skull hump you into submission, which then leads to the lapper rape and magic carpet ride.

Also, if you cut the track, I think there should be like pasta noodle of death instead of pillars. And instead of sponge Bob, make them fire urchins where if they touch you , you die, but not for 8-10 seconds but for the whole race. And if you cut too many races in a row, you get banned for a certain period of time and you're made to stand outside with a sign on the busiest street in your village that says "I an a loser, a cheater, and failure. Kick me in the nuts for the sake of humanity." And then Evans has to make a poorly edited video of you and DDavis will stand there telling you how he could been pro if his family had 100 million dollars, and Adam Crews would come up with a saf extractor on his iPad that he stole, because he's adopted and his family doesn't love him, and he'll rip your clothes and release them as his own because he thinks it's cool.

In essence, no. You shouldn't walk back to your bike.

this may very well be the funniest post i've ever read.

[ShackAttack12]

Only if we have to run back to our bikes QWOP style.