Jokes

I've heard conversation coming out of animal pens that is more intelligent than what is going on in here.
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what are the best jokes that you know
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Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."

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No toilet paper in kfc because its finger lickin good :P found it off a site
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ddmx wrote:Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."

http://www.mxfreakspix.com/Art/Summit-1 ... xdV-XL.jpg
LMAO.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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ddmx wrote:Probably the best joke I've ever heard: "One time, some guys tried to race quads on a mx track."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJec_IIPCo

That was actually about 30 mins from my house lol



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It's really lame, but I only thought of it today talking about cartoons with someone...

What do Egyptians have instead of Bananas in Pyjamas?

Llamas in Pyjamas ^^
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Man says "whats your sing " Women says "No entry"
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i dunno if i translated this right but i'l try. (swedish joke i guess)

A kid says : Mom, why dont we eat monkeys? Mom answers: Becouse we are related to them. Kid: Is that why muslims dosent eat pig?
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haha never heard that one!
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Do you like fishsticks?
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REIDY-171 wrote:Do you like fishsticks?
You are what you eat.
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There were three tomatoes crossing a road, The first is normal, the second was deaf and third was mute
The first said: -Look a Car!(splash)
The second: what..(splash)
The third: Uhh!...(splash)

Fine humor lol
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The only thing in this thread that is funny is that i havent laughed yet, sorry luiz.lol
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