Root beer compared to Dr Pepper is like a two stroke compared to a four stroke. People give it to their kids, and the only adults who drink it are engaging in inferior activities just for the sake of it.
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KTM57 wrote:Root beer compared to Dr Pepper is like a two stroke compared to a four stroke. People give it to their kids, and the only adults who drink it are engaging in inferior activities just for the sake of it.
Bro, were not talking about some generic root beer here. This is fuckin Barq's were talking about. I'm deeply offended.
The best thing happened today. I was in McDonald's trying to get the monopoly things and was doing quite well. Then a family party of about 10 kids came in...
They didn't understand the game, so fuck 'em.
I asked for all their monopoly stickers. I'm now close to winning a Mini Cooper and a Yamaha scooter. I also won 3 chips, an apple pie and a sudae.
#LivingTheDream
There was also a morbidly obese herd of cows sat in the corner. All of which enjoyed eating with there mouth open. The kids should have been at school and the parents should have been at work, but instead they're having some sort of mega fucking king size feast because they're greedy ignorant benefit thieving school skiving work dodging ugly spotty sweaty heathy breathing nob heads.
I was going to ask for their stickers but didn't want to upset the animals. They should be locked up. All of them, give them a treadmill and water and don't let them out until they're a suitable weight. They take up space and waste fuel.
MotardMatt220 wrote:There was also a morbidly obese herd of cows sat in the corner. All of which enjoyed eating with there mouth open. The kids should have been at school and the parents should have been at work, but instead they're having some sort of mega fucking king size feast because they're greedy ignorant benefit thieving school skiving work dodging ugly spotty sweaty heathy breathing nob heads.
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